Just a badger looking for some homies

[OctogenderIceBadger]

Hey y'all. Merry post tempmas and all that! Just thought I'd leave a brief description about myself, in case you haven't met an Octo-gendered ice badger before. Here we go...

I have about 8 different genders all at once on any given day.
I have ice powers, and I'm also a badger, so let that be known.
How many badgers do you know that can shoot ice beams out of their eyes, and make igloos in under 2.5 seconds? Well, I met a couple but they're pretty rare.

Mainly I enjoy wrestling with animals like 12 times my size, and feeding them to my multi-gendered badger babies who were borne from me.

I'm also probably the raddest badger in the universe, so my homeboys call me "Slick", which is also a joke about ice being slick.

Get it? Like cold, but also cool? Like, how ice is slick? Get it? See, it is funny because it goes both ways you know. Like me. Though I usually tend to go like 8 different ways, lol, being that I have 8 genders. Get it? Cuz I'm an octo gender, so I have 8 at once? Get it? Ah, you don't get it.

P.S. Some people also call me the monster grandfather, but I usually just go by the name Boldorf. Follow me if this description makes you cry every time.

 

[DirtySprite]

You're crazy :3

 

[OctogenderIceBadger]

Hm. Sounds like a wonderful compliment, Goku leaping in the air wearing casual clothes.
Ice Badgers (such as myself) pride ourselves on our well-explained descriptions, so thanks for the comment

 

[Zero72463]

Wow you should post some of your amazing powers on video!!!

 

[OctogenderIceBadger]

Wow you should post some of your amazing powers on video!!!

Well, it's best not to just show off your powers all willy-nilly like that.
It isn't something I really like to brag about, it's just I'm the best at everything I ever tried. Y'know, nothing special

 

[Zero72463]

Well, it's best not to just show off your powers all willy-nilly like that.
It isn't something I really like to brag about, it's just I'm the best at everything I ever tried. Y'know, nothing special

Completely agreed!

 

[OctogenderIceBadger]

Completely agreed!

It's a flaw, really, to be so absolutely perfect in every way.
Not that I'm bragging, mind you. It's just a fact.
Like, when people say "Hey, that Boldorf ice badger is the best at everything in the world" I'm not just going to deny it. That would be rude.

 

[Zero72463]

It's a flaw, really, to be so absolutely perfect in every way.
Not that I'm bragging, mind you. It's just a fact.
Like, when people say "Hey, that Boldorf ice badger is the best at everything in the world" I'm not just going to deny it. That would be rude.

Of course, of course I wish I could be just as perfect as you. What was the key to perfection?

 

[OctogenderIceBadger]

Of course, of course I wish I could be just as perfect as you. What was the key to perfection?

Well, it just comes with being a badger. To put it bluntly, I'd say it's just because I am.
Like, when that one guy was asked why he wanted to climb mount Everest, he said: "Because it's there."
It's pretty much the same with me, except that I actually climbed Mt. Everest, whereas he just sort of went missing.
It was pretty dull up there. I'm far more interesting than some lame mountain.
Not that I'm bragging, or anything. I'm just #1 when it comes to anything.
Was that helpful?

 

[Zero72463]

Well, it just comes with being a badger. To put it bluntly, I'd say it's just because I am.
Like, when that one guy was asked why he wanted to climb mount Everest, he said: "Because it's there."
It's pretty much the same with me, except that I actually climbed Mt. Everest, whereas he just sort of went missing.
It was pretty dull up there. I'm far more interesting than some lame mountain.
Not that I'm bragging, or anything. I'm just #1 when it comes to anything.
Was that helpful?

Of course it was helpful!
Good luck from now on!

 

[OctogenderIceBadger]

Of course it was helpful!
Good luck from now on!

Thank you, although it is hardly needed. I excel at everything, it's just that simple.
Luck has nothing to do with pure genius and skill.
You may quote me :3

 

[OctogenderIceBadger]

Wow you should post some of your amazing powers on video!!!

So, I ended up making a video detailing myself in a tempmas video, as per your request.
It shows many of the abilities I had listed, minus my climbing of Mt. Everest. It's pretty rad.

 

[Seriel]

I have about 8 different genders all at once on any given day.

Same

 

[OctogenderIceBadger]

Same

You wouldn't happen to be an ice badger too, would you?

 

[Seriel]

You wouldn't happen to be an ice badger too, would you?

I might be

 

[OctogenderIceBadger]

I might be

If you can build igloos in about 2.5 seconds, wrestle monsters 12 times your size, and shoot ice beams out of your eye sockets you're probably an ice badger.

 

[Seriel]

If you can build igloos in about 2.5 seconds, wrestle monsters 12 times your size, and shoot ice beams out of your eye sockets you're probably an ice badger.

I can do all of those things, no problem.

 

[Zero72463]

So, I ended up making a video detailing myself in a tempmas video, as per your request.
It shows many of the abilities I had listed, minus my climbing of Mt. Everest. It's pretty rad.

Quite amazing. I am the evil one here anyways

 

[OctogenderIceBadger]

I can do all of those things, no problem.

Well then you're probably an ice badger.
We have a pretty good dental plan, and we can asexually reproduce like a million offspring a second, so if you ever wanted to conquer the world this would be the way to do it.

I was thinking about taking over the world, and creating an ice badger empire, where people are required to sing praises to me on the daily, and worship me like their god.
If you're interested in such a thing, uh, let me know.
All ice badgers will be treated like equals in my empire, though I, of course, am slightly more equal than the rest of you, you understand.

 

[Seriel]

I was thinking about taking over the world, and creating an ice badger empire, where people are required to sing praises to me on the daily, and worship me like their god.
If you're interested in such a thing, uh, let me know.
All ice badgers will be treated like equals in my empire, though I, of course, am slightly more equal than the rest of you, you understand.

That doesn't sound like a bad plan.