I touched boobies by accident

[smileyhead]

It was wonderful.

Backstory: I was on a crowded bus, in front of a ~20 year old woman. And the bus suddenly stopped.

 

[GhostLatte]

Your mom's were great

 

[migles]

when i was in a bus, once, i was so frustrated that a bunch of girls were basically pushing me against the walls and didn't give me any personal space..
i just put my hand down in a "good position" while the bus was turning in the corners, or in bumpy areas the girl bumped in me, my hand was constantly touching her ass...
a woman on the other side saw what i was basically doing, she looked at me with a disgust face, well. i stared at her eyes for a while to assert my dominance.
i mean, i just wanted some personal space, the girls basically were crushing me, i was not enjoying it, so i took some revenge

 

[smileyhead]

when i was in a bus, once, i was so frustrated that a bunch of girls were basically pushing me against the walls and didn't give me any personal space..
i just put my hand down in a "good position" while the bus was turning in the corners, or in bumpy areas the girl bumped in me, my hand was constantly touching her ass...
a woman on the other side saw what i was basically doing, she looked at me with a disgust face, well. i stared at her eyes for a while to assert my dominance.
i mean, i just wanted some personal space, the girls basically were crushing me, i was not enjoying it, so i took some revenge

Best story I've heard today.

 

[takeya yuki]

It was wonderful.

You make me jealous.

 

[smileyhead]

You make me jealous.

It was only for a second, though.

Also, edited OP if anyone's curious of the backstory.

 

[takeya yuki]

It was only for a second, though.

Also, edited OP if anyone's curious of the backstory.

But you still lucky. I can holding girl hand only....

 

[smileyhead]

But you still lucky. I can holding girl hand only....

I can't even do that normally.
No one likes me. *sheds tear*

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...well, girls, at least.

 

[takeya yuki]

I can't even do that normally.
No one likes me. *sheds tear*




...well, girls, at least.

..... I understand how you feeling. But this thread will make girl scare or hate you more.

 

[xtheman]

You could always have a guy who likes you put on inflatable boobs

 

[smileyhead]

..... I understand how you feeling. But this thread will make girl scare or hate you more.

Probably not.
I've put my real name up here several times, but no one I know in person knows my 'Temp name. (Well, except one person, but he's also a 'Temper anyway.)

 

[takeya yuki]

Probably not.
I've put my real name up here several times, but no one I know in person knows my 'Temp name. (Well, except one person, but he's also a 'Temper anyway.)

dude you can't flirt girl like this. Oh ya dude, I already flirt 3 girl in here and I only got 1in here..

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You could always have a guy who likes you put on inflatable boobs

Oh ya I remember it's being banned in my country for this episode.

 

[VinsCool]

You could always have a guy who likes you put on inflatable boobs

What makes me laugh is the fact that James has the biggest cup size.

 

[migles]

Backstory: I was on a crowded bus, in front of a ~20 year old woman. And the bus suddenly stopped.

did you stared at her eyes not letting her go and asserted your dominance?

 

[smileyhead]

did you stared at her eyes not letting her go and asserted your dominance?

No, because my mother was standing next to me. *cries in Hungarian*

 

[Ricken]

I've done the same a few times accidentally
Simply because I'm very clumsy and tend to trip "gracefully" often while our band moves as a congested crowd. *shouts because falling* *girl in front of me turns around*

 

[migles]

No, because my mother was standing next to me. *cries in Hungarian*

so, bump into your mom, grab her boobs, look her in the eyes, whisper: who's the daddy now

 

[smileyhead]

so, bump into your mom, grab her boobs, look her in the eyes, whisper: who's the daddy now

._.

 

[Ricken]

so, bump into your mom, grab her boobs, look her in the eyes, whisper: who's the daddy now

Just take 10 seconds
and imagine doing that to your mother

 

[migles]

Just take 10 seconds
and imagine doing that to your mother

that would really be super hyper awkward, since she is buried at the cemitery :'(