What's the best tasting bleach?

[Deleted member 381889]

Hey guys, I'm looking for some bleach right now.

I'm wondering which type tastes the nicest.
And don't link me to that cheap stuff, I don't want to kill myself like a peasant.

 

[VinsCool]

Clorox is a great value.

 

[Deleted member 381889]

Clorox is a great value.

I tried it the other day, its good, but not really up to my standards

 

[DinohScene]

Try Zyklon B.
It's not bleach but it'll do the job of killing you quicker.

 

[Deleted member 370671]

https://www.amazon.com/XR-Brands-Anal-Bleach-Vitamin/dp/B00GAXR43M

 

[Luglige]

Cyanide is painlesss.

 

[Deleted member 381889]

https://www.amazon.com/XR-Brands-Anal-Bleach-Vitamin/dp/B00GAXR43M

wtf

Cyanide is painlesss.

Doesn't have that spicy tang that bleach has =/

 

[brickmii82]

Starts off pretty sweet, but gets bitter as time progresses. And it can twist your gut real good like. Bottoms up.

 

[CitizenSnips]

Clorox: code red...
Cherry flavored. Eat some doritos with it for best flavor

But seriously you probably shouldn't joke about that, but whatever, its the EoF

 

[Deleted member 386348]

HILARIOUS JOKE THAT IS ORIGINAL

 

[Deleted member 333767]

Another vote for clorox on the rocks. Line em up son