what if you woke up and you were a girl

[Touko White]

I think we all know how that would go with me, I even have a document on this computer stating what I'd do.

 

[Bubsy Bobcat]

hooray no need for hrthax

 

[Touko White]

The second heading of that document actually states 'CAMMY COSTUME' and a bunch of links for obvious reasons.
Because that would be my first point of call

 

[EarlAB]

Hmmm...nope. Just get a gun. Can't handle unplanned pregnancy and all that.

 

[VinsCool]

I would freak out, then deal with it.

 

[GhostLatte]

I'd still bang your mom.

 

[EarlAB]

Would you like to buy a Pussy Destroyer Strap On, @Cherry Pie?
It redirects stuff so that it goes in dark holes but is also spiked and very painful.
I shall provide some complimentary roofies as well.

 

[GhostLatte]

Would you like to buy a Pussy Destroyer Strap On, @Cherry Pie?
It redirects stuff so that it goes in dark holes but is also spiked and very painful.
I shall provide some complimentary roofies as well.

Somebody forgot to take his medication

 

[Logan Pockrus]

Probably jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.

 

[SmellyPirateMonkey]

I would play with my tits for days

 

[hobbledehoy899]

I'd probably have less of a desire to kill myself.

 

[Logan Pockrus]

I'd probably have less of a desire to kill myself.

KODAK FILM!

 

[hobbledehoy899]

KODAK FILM!

BUTCHER'S KNIFE.

 

[Logan Pockrus]

BUTCHER'S KNIFE.

GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, here's a lesson:

I could walk into my kitchen and smash a glass, then drive up to a store and by a new one. Not a single person would notice. But, the same can't be said for a human being. Everyone has that unique characteristic that sets them apart from the rest.

Anyway, just my two cents.

 

[hobbledehoy899]

Everyone has that unique characteristic that sets them apart from the rest.

Are you saying that being a worthless fucker that just sits in bed all day playing the same few video-games is a unique characteristic?

 

[FTRBND]

Realize even being gay I wouldn't fuck myself

also masturbate for hours

 

[Logan Pockrus]

Are you saying that being a worthless fucker that just sits in bed all day playing the same few video-games is a unique characteristic?

No, I bet tons of people are like that. But, don't count on what sets you apart to be so clear, so early in life!

 

[Deleted User]

do what i do every day because i already am a gril

 

[The Catboy]

I'd be double girl! Then fuck your significant other.

 

[DinohScene]

Cammygirl confirmed fat neckbeard weeb.

Also, I'm a girl but I'm also a boy.
Fuck you and your gender racism.