i have now had three messages (two by PM and one posted on my profile) expressing shock about the fact that I main Jigglypuff in Smash 4. I've also had one person who thought it would be helpful to tell me what the competitive scene thinks about it. Another promised some kind of "terrifying reaction". So, just to set the restkord straight (shitty pun intended):
There you have it. There should now be no reason for any more "omg u main puff?!" messages. Feel free to send them anyway, but know that you'll just go straight upwards into the blast zone instead of doing a star-KO like every other game in the series does making my only kill option have a 50/50 chance of conpletely screwing me over if you do.
- Yes I main 'puff
- No I don't care what you think about that
- I do not follow any common sense, but if you do I respect that. Please do me the same courtesy and show me the same respect I do for you.
- I don't shove my mistakes in your face, so please don't shove your (or your tier list's) opinions about it in mine. I really don't care and don't need to hear it.
- I am aware that most able, sound-minded human beings condemn maining Jigglypuff. Reminding me of this will have absolutely no effect other than to remind me of how big of a mistake I've made, so it's really not worth your time (unless that was your intention, in which case go ahead).
- Me being stupid has no effect whatsoever on you. You don't need to worry about it, honest. If you're that concerned that a stranger on the internet enjoys suffering, I don't see how you can cope with the few, few Smash 4 puff mains all around you in the real world. Seriously, we're all playing Melee.
There you have it. There should now be no reason for any more "omg u main puff?!" messages. Feel free to send them anyway, but know that you'll just go straight upwards into the blast zone instead of doing a star-KO like every other game in the series does making my only kill option have a 50/50 chance of conpletely screwing me over if you do.
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