Do you pee..

[LightyKD]

sitting down or standing up? NOTE I'm NOT talking about your position in relation to your genitals but in relation to your comfort level at home. -yeah, this is total end of forum territory so I'm putting it out there for kicks and giggles

 

[VinsCool]

Standing up.

Only sitting down if a no2 is incoming.

 

[ElyosOfTheAbyss]

Standing up
I only sit down if my dick is hard and Is going to spray pee everywhere

 

[Deleted User]

STANDING ON THE SEAT

 

[BurningDesire]

STANDING ON THE SEAT

How the fuck does that work

 

[ElyosOfTheAbyss]

How the fuck does that work

By pointing your dick downwards

 

[BurningDesire]

By pointing your dick downwards

She doesn't have a Dick

 

[VinsCool]

How the fuck does that work

Too many questions here.

 

[GhostLatte]

She doesn't have a Dick

Or does she? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[LightyKD]

Lmfao! Awesome that people responded. Standing on the seat would be kinda awkward but...OK. At home, I like to sit. It's just comfortable

 

[Lucar]

Yes I pee... Now stop being a pervert.

 

[rufuszombot]

Sometimes I dream of peeing while I'm skydiving. Like, if I could fly, that's where I would want to pee: in the sky. Does that count? Otherwise I guess I just stand, sitting down is too much trouble unless I have other business to take care of, and then I still don't want to sit down. I'm going to affix a GoPro to my lower back poining downward and make a documentary called: The Chronicles of Nature. It's just a compilation of me pooping on stuff, look forward to it.

 

[Lucar]

Sometimes I dream of peeing while I'm skydiving. Like, if I could fly, that's where I would want to pee: in the sky. Does that count? Otherwise I guess I just stand, sitting down is too much trouble unless I have other business to take care of, and then I still don't want to sit down. I'm going to affix a GoPro to my lower back poining downward and make a documentary called: The Chronicles of Nature. It's just a compilation of me pooping on stuff, look forward to it.

I need a release date, I wanna mark that on my calendar.

 

[Margen67]

Standing up with the toilet seat up so no piss gets onto the seat.
It would take too long for me to put TP on the seat and then sit down.
I have to put TP on the seat because my ass gets sticky from all the piss left on the seat.

I guess putting the seat up, or wiping up after yourself is just too much to ask of people.
My family bitches about how much TP I use because of this
How about you clean up after yourselves you fucking slobs?

 

[rufuszombot]

I need a release date, I wanna mark that on my calendar.

One Man. One Camera. Lots of Fiber. This summer Rufus Zombot shits on everything. Spanning 9 continents, and at least 16 oceans, traveling the 9 corners of the globe see what no one has ever seen before in the blockbuster event. 21 September 2016. Coming to a really shady website near you.

 

[Bubsy Bobcat]

Sitting down, always. :^)

 

[jDSX]

Standing up with the toilet seat up so no piss gets onto the seat.
It would take too long for me to put TP on the seat and then sit down.

Okay suuure Margaret

 

[The Catboy]

I pee on my toilet...well sitting on it.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Or does she? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

MY SIDES!

 

[GalladeGuy]

Doing a one-fingered handstand inside of the toilet. You don't want to know what I do with urinals.