Introducing... The GBAtemp4i plus XL Deluxe ONE Lite EOF Edition!

[CIAwesome526]

9/18/15: A newer update for the new flashcard 'The GBAtemp4i plus XL Deluxe ONE Lite EOF Edition' has just been released! See below for details

Intro

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Easy to understand specs

this new version is outfitted with a Gatling Laser wielding mechanical arm, A 4 yottabyte HDD, and Yo Mama as well as several other internal advancements.
Inside the card houses an intel corez i7,000 plus and 69 GB of ram in order to provide le bestest gamin experience. It comes preloaded with windows elevnteen which was ripped off the hard drive of Bill Gates himself in the year 2069 using the time machine inside the card itself. it also comes with the NES+ emulator programmed by the A.I. inside the card. This new NES emulator is able to run the new NES homebrew 'XB14NES+4DS' which is an xbox one emulator for NES+. It also has a dedicated browser for all your GBAtemp (and GBAtemp only) needs. And dont worry about not being able to connect to the internet, the A.I. in your device is capable of hacking into and maintaining a connection to satellites which will provide you with internet just for GBAtemp.

Specs for nerds

Spoiler: Specs for nerds

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News

GBAtemp4i Software plus xl lite one pro v1.1 has been released!
The following has been added:

• "duel" core,
• the option to turn your hdd into an ssd (if you are a brat who finds that the hdd's 1.5TB/s read and .9TB/s write is too slow)
• support for GameCube, Wii, Wii U, and Niniendo NX.
• ramble pack
• astrology\tarot reader
• finger print scanner AND blood sample security
• Prevents bluethoot when you eat colored candiez
• ability to play on wii and wii u for playing ds games on tv (like you could with the gamecube and gba player)

See! The ability to wirelessly upgrade hardware over the internet is coming in handy already!

GBAtemp4i Software plus xl lite one pro v1.2 has been released!
A new option has been added to the CFW to upgrade your console to "The TBA GBAtemp4i Virtual Super New, Newish, Newer, Nintendo, 32 Dimensional, 23DSi Quad Screen, Game Girl/Boy Player ADVANCE Micro Mini color TV XL lite U Entertainment Famicon System PSP 64 Vita wii Cube Pocket 3D Blast & Watch NX, !@!#!er, sp plus Deluxe ONE.5 Lite EOF hrth Edition

Or for short TTBAGBAT4iVSNNNN32D23DSiQSGGBPAMMCTXLlUEFSPSP64VWCP3DB&WNX!spPDO.5LEhE" Which shorthas just officially been released by @Konno Ryo

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The GBAtemp4i plus XL Deluxe ONE Lite EOF Edition supports the newest 3DS Ver. 9.9.0-26 directly!

Price

And the price? it only costs the low low price of....
$999999.99!*

*payment is required once a month for 69 years.

So order yours today!

 

[VinsCool]

Boring as shit.

1/10 for the efforts.

 

[CIAwesome526]

Boring as shit.

1/10 for the efforts.

this is only the first model. the second model is being designed as we speak, but it seems like a 2016 release. What would you recommend for the next model? It already has your face on the front, and lots of your nudes preloaded onto the hard drive.

 

[GhostLatte]

I prefer STRUYA CFW.

 

[CIAwesome526]

I prefer STRUYA CFW.

CFWwesome526 is the best CFW

 

[GhostLatte]

CFWwesome526 is the best CFW

No, it isn't because it transmits chlamydia.

 

[CIAwesome526]

No, it isn't because it transmits chlamydia.

It does not! CFW is NOT an STD.

 

[migles]

no "duel" core,
no sdhc or ssd (hdd is too slow)
no support for 3ds
no ramble pack
no astrology\tarot reader
no finger print scanner or blood sample security...
no automatic updates via FM\AM
does not prevent bluethoot when i eat colored candy
and the most usefull of all functions, can't put on wii u for play ds games on tv (like you could with a gamecube and gba player :'( )


-1/10
i only give "1 negative" because i don't think its worth to waste my time to give it more negative points

 

[GhostLatte]

It does not! CFW is NOT an STD.

But your CFW is

 

[CIAwesome526]

But your CFW is

only if you enable it in the plugin menu

 

[GhostLatte]

only if you enable it in the plugin menu

 

[CIAwesome526]

GBAtemp4i Software plus xl lite one pro v1.1 has been released for The GBAtemp4i plus XL Deluxe ONE Lite EOF Edition!

The OP has been updated with more info about the card and its new version HERE!

 

[GhostLatte]

GBAtemp4i Software plus xl lite one pro v1.1 has been released for The GBAtemp4i plus XL Deluxe ONE Lite EOF Edition!

The OP has been updated with more info about the card and its new version HERE!

 

[CIAwesome526]

*snip*

do you like it yet?

*snip*

It has all those! What do you think, now?

 

[GhostLatte]

do you like it yet?

It needs less STDs.

 

[CIAwesome526]

It needs less STDs.

But they're disabled by default!

 

[GhostLatte]

But they're disabled by default!

Your CFW isn't open source

 

[pastaconsumer]

Where's my piracy features? hmm? EXACTLY. YOU ANTIPIRACY DICKS. GIVE ME THE ROMS I AM ENTITLED TO!

 

[jDSX]

#yolo this thread

 

[CIAwesome526]

Where's my piracy features? hmm? EXACTLY. YOU ANTIPIRACY DICKS. GIVE ME THE ROMS I AM ENTITLED TO!

what do you mean? it has 4 yottabyte drive preloaded with DS, 3DS wii, Wii U, gamecube,nes, and xbox one games preloaded on to it! the other emulatrs re already on there, but dont have any roms because i cant be bothered.