The "Decipher my Roommate's Texts" Game

[Sora de Eclaune]

I get texts like these from one of my roommates every day. I had to learn to decipher the meaning to communicate with her when we weren't in the same room. Let's play a game where you try to figure out what she was trying to say in these texts, which I have found in my phone.

Note: Most of it deciphers to English. If it doesn't, it's a reference to pop culture.

gg c2m i fnd smt 2cl

h grl u ath??????????????????????

gs hz ct bb u g2b y?

i c a ll slhto oa m scmh scmh wy dt fndng

dy w2h a 40lb c bb fr mkn

gg m spn rn? s mso p2 sg

dy w2h a ip tb? os f 200 ml

ily gg u ft b thm ev tm

h u c h i c l m

The last one I never figured out on my own and had to ask, so your guess is probably as good as mine was.

 

[VinsCool]

What language is it, at first?

 

[2Hack]

English obv. Just complex

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

Oh, it's all English. Relatively (AKA at least one text I've listed there has a pop culture reference that is probably not English). My roommate just happens to use a slightly-less-smart phone where you press the number keys multiple times to get to letters. Apparently, she doesn't want to spend the time spelling out full words due to that, and won't get a slightly smarter phone to correct it.

 

[VinsCool]

English obv. Just complex

Even worse than Margenese apparently. I don't understand these crypted texts.

 

[storm75x]

Oh, it's all English. Relatively (AKA at least one text I've listed there has a pop culture reference that is probably not English). My roommate just happens to use a slightly-less-smart phone where you press the number keys multiple times to get to letters. Apparently, she doesn't want to spend the time spelling out full words due to that, and won't get a slightly smarter phone to correct it.

Maybe she should consider getting a smartbrain first. All I see is Jibberish. /s

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

Maybe she should consider getting a smartbrain first. All I see is Jibberish. /s

It makes sense when you learn how to decipher it, other than that last one. Honestly, I thought my phone was broken when she sent me a text the first time. I had to ask my other roommate how to decipher everything until I started picking up on how to do it.

 

[2Hack]

It makes sense when you learn how to decipher it, other than that last one. Honestly, I thought my phone was broken when she sent me a text the first time. I had to ask my other roommate how to decipher everything until I started picking up on how to do it.

I can read a few of them but I'm out waiting for a bus, so won't write them out

 

[VinsCool]

"i c a ll slhto oa m scmh scmh wy dt fndng"
I read:
"I call shit into my cum cum why don't you find something?"

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

"i c a ll slhto oa m scmh scmh wy dt fndng"
I read:
"I call shit into my cum cum why don't you find something?"

That is so wrong, but it actually sounds like something she'd say.

Spoiler: What it actually says

"I see a little silhouetto of a man! Scaramouche, Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?"

 

[VinsCool]

That is so wrong, but it actually sounds like something she'd say.

Spoiler: What it actually says

"I see a little silhouetto of a man! Scaramouche, Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?"

Holy balls that's not what I could have guessed xD
Especially "Scaramouche", how could we have thought about this?

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

You'd be better off asking her than me. I just learned how to read it. I didn't come up with it.

Then again, I wouldn't have figured it out without the rest of the line in there. Context clues help with some of the words.

 

[2Hack]

Spoiler: What it actually says

"I see a little silhouetto of a man! Scaramouche, Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?"

Can you translate wtf that is supposed to mean?

 

[storm75x]

That is so wrong, but it actually sounds like something she'd say.

Spoiler: What it actually says

"I see a little silhouetto of a man! Scaramouche, Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?"

*ahem* *ahem*
...............WHAT?!

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

Can you translate wtf that is supposed to mean?

Yes.

 

[FAST6191]

I must thank you for this Sora de Eclaune. The fact that I can not decipher it means there is still some hope for me after all.

That said I wonder how long it would take me owning to a phone to learn how to read that.

Edit.
I think I might have managed the first.

Good game. Come to me, I found something too cool.

Edit 2. I might have to revise that

"gg c2m i fnd smt 2cl"

Horse, come to me. I found 2 centiliters of surface mount technology.

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

I must thank you for this Sora de Eclaune. The fact that I can not decipher it means there is still some hope for me after all.

That said I wonder how long it would take me owning to a phone to learn how to read that.

Edit.
I think I might have managed the first.

Good game. Come to me, I found something too cool.

Edit 2. I might have to revise that

"gg c2m i fnd smt 2cl"

Horse, come to me. I found 2 centiliters of surface mount technology.

Close!

Spoiler: What it actually says

"[Sora], come here. I found something really cool."

Note: The "gg" actually stands for a nickname I have. I can't actually tell you this nickname because it involves my real name. Though, if someone guesses my real name then it won't matter if I don't hide it.

 

[Vipera]

Banana

 

[Vipera]

Banana

 

[2Hack]

Banana