EOFMAS 2014

[AlanJohn]

ARE YOU FUCKING TIRED OF GBATEMPS BULLSHIT TEMPMAS? HAVE YOU EVER WANTED A REAL FUCKING GIVEAWAY WHERE YOU CAN ACTUALLY WIN? THEN YOU'RE IN FUCKING LUCK, BITCH!
THIS IS EOFMAS, WHERE ANYBODY CAN WIN REGARDLESS OF YOUR POST COUNT OR REGISTRATION DATE! DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW, COOK, SUCK COCK, USE PHOTOSHOP? AND DO YOU ALSO HAVE MORE THAN 10 POSTS? THIS IS FOR YOU THEN!
ALL YOU FUCKING HAVE TO DO HERE IS POST IN THIS THREAD REGARDLESS OF AMOUNTS OF TIME (YEAH WE'RE GETTING RID OF THAT SHITTY RULE TOO) AND YOU'LL BE PICKED COMPLETELY RANDOMLY FROM THE LIST!
YOU'RE PROBABLY ASKING "HEY ALANJOHN AREN'T YOU A POOR UKRAINIAN BOY WHO IS UNDERGOING SEVERE DEPRESSION DUE TO EXTREME SOCIAL ANXIETY CAUSED BY YOUR ALREADY RIDICULOUSLY LOW FINANCIAL STATUS THAT IS GETTING WORSE EVERYDAY DUE TO YOUR COUNTRIES FUCKED UP ECONOMY?" WELL YOU'RE GODDAMN FUCKING RIGHT YOU SON OF A BITCH! BUT THIS SHIT ISN'T ABOUT THE PRIZES! EVEN THROUGH ALL OF THAT I STILL WAS ABLE TO COME UP WITH SOME COOL-ASS GIFTS!

FIRST PLACE: A picture of A BRAND NEW PLAYSTATION 4!

SECOND PLACE: A RARE TF2 ITEM! THE MACHINA:

THIRD PLACE: 100 DOGECOINS!

ALL ENTRIES ARE ACCEPTED UNTIL JANUARY 1ST, WHEN THE WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED!

 

[GameWinner]

Oh man, a brand new PlayStation 4! I could have two of them!

 

[raulpica]

meh

 

[Veho]

FIRST PLACE: A picture of A BRAND NEW PLAYSTATION 4!

Hey, those things go for $500 on eBay.

Xbones are $750, though.

 

[Skull Kiddo]

What the fuck why am I laughing my ass off

 

[GameWinner]

Hey, those things go for $500 on eBay.

Xbones are $750, though.

T-that can't be real.

 

[Vipera]

Hey, those things go for $500 on eBay.

Xbones are $750, though.

The 19-year old said he had been saving to get the new system from Microsoft as a surprise Christmas present for his four-year-old son, but apparently was unable to get one at a traditional retailer.

So this is the kind of people who get scammed like this huh?

 

[ComeTurismO]

I ENTER THE EOFMAS

 

[Flame]

for Xmas i want this image to become true

 

[DinohScene]

I'll sexually pleasure you Alan if you enter me in the contest!

 

[Veho]

I'll sexually pleasure you Alan if you enter me in the contest!

Yeah but you would sexually pleasure him anyway so that doesn't count.

 

[DinohScene]

Yeah but you would sexually pleasure him anyway so that doesn't count.

Shhhh, I just want to be in the contest

 

[DSoryu]

Cunt me in

 

[ryanjf97]

throwing my entry in

 

[keven3477]

ill try my luck again

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

I actually do want to win some dogecoins

 

[keven3477]

so what happened to this

 

[Jiehfeng]

so what happened to this

You won, yaaay!