Posting dirty jokes is allowed here!!!!

[VinsCool]

Heya!
I am bored of all the quietude of GBAtemp, so why not having fun?

Let's just post jokes, stories, anecdotes, anything dirty, yet funny and cool to read


I start with this random joke:

Q: What would you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow it down, and use more lube!


Soooo, let just have some shit here, I want to have fun

 

[Jiehfeng]

Soooo, let just have some shit here, I want to have fun

That's what she said.

 

[VinsCool]

That's what she said.

She smoked a lot, but she enjoyed the pain more

 

[Veho]

That's what she said.

 

[migles]

VinsCool Jiehfeng Veho


footage of the event caught on tape!

 

[Deleted-236924]

That was actually pretty funny

 

[Vipera]

 

[VinsCool]

That was disturbing

 

[JoostinOnline]

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his twin sister in the jaw.

 

[VinsCool]

A man returns home after a long day at job. He goes straight to his wife and say: "listen honey, I had a bad day and I'm so tired, I can't satisfy you, You better suck my dick before I sleep!"
She replies: "Oh darling, I'm not in that mood right now, just masturbate on a glass and I will drink it tomorow."

 

[VinsCool]

This is how my gf usually has orgasm

 

[RevPokemon]

What is white at the top and black at the bottom??
Society

 

[VinsCool]

Q- How do we made a women scream twice?
A- 1: Fuck her in her asshole 2: Clear the shit from your dick on the curtain

 

[Flame]

i dont think enough psychology can help me with what i saw.