Many games are shit. Grand Theft Auto V is one such game that is shit. Some may even call it shite. While some may argue that it is a good game, this is actually a completely invalid claim. Their arguments often fall into the “ludi est cacas” fallacy, explaining how they have come to hold an incorrect view.
First, Grand Theft Auto is shit because the devs are shit. They throw shit all over their fans as if their toilets have stopped working. This has the completely intentional side effect of shit clogging up the ventilation system and getting all over their userbase.
Next, Grand Theft Auto V is shit because the userbase is shit. They eat shit, as it is the customary snack to be eating during gameplay along with the customary activity, along with defecating into socks. The shit dust all over their fingers will often spread virally throughout the internet to get all over the keyboards of respectable citizens such as myself.
Lastly, Grand Theft Auto V is shit because you are shit. You are shit, all of your family members are shit, and the children you will never have will be shit as well. One hero, after protecting mankind from drowning in its own shit, once said:
You are the bane of this essay
Shit is your body, and shit is your blood.
You have shat over a thousand bricks.
Unknown to urine,
Nor known to flatulence.
Have withstood pain to give many shits
Yet GTA will never be anything (except shit)
So, as I pray,
Grand Theft Auto V is shit.
He even able to defeat the shit Grand Theft Auto V’s userbase, but once he encountered yours, he was put into enough suffering that he went back in time to kill himself.
In conclusion, Grand Theft Auto V is a load of faeces. Although some may argue against this, the commonly accepted view is that Grand Theft Auto V is, quite, in fact, frankly, for certain, in actuality, verily, forſooþ, indeed, most undoubtably, even indubitably, shit.
