My life is now complete.

[Foxi4]

http://segaretro.org/XE-1_AP

This is the XE-1 AP Mega Drive controller by DEMPA. As you can see, it has an analog stick as well as shoulder buttons... and it was released long before the N64 or the SNES, in 1989 to be exact. Mmm... it feels so good... ;O;

 

[Ryukouki]

That's a fucking monster.

 

[the_randomizer]

That's a fucking monster.

I didn't know those kinds of monsters existed

 

[Foxi4]

That's a fucking monster.

Yes, yes, yes! More, give me more Nintenyearold blasted anuses! Tell me about how Nintendo invented the analog stick! ;O;

 

[p1ngpong]

It looks like our Tempy mascots evil nemesis.

 

[Flame]

that must be the most uncomfortable thing in the world to use.

if your life is complete cause of a very uncomfortable controller... i beg you dont cry... ;O;

 

[Foxi4]

It looks like our Tempy mascots evil nemesis.

Now that you've mentioned it... I can't "unsee" it, you're totally right.

that must be the most uncomfortable thing in the world to use.


if your life is complete cause of a very uncomfortable controller... i beg you dont cry... ;O;

To be fair, it is upside-down in the photo. That, and y'know, it's not that hard to win a contest against the N64 controller, AKA a controller designed with three-handed mutants in mind. ;O;

 

[Gahars]

That's a fucking monster.

Should've been called "The Grendel."

You'll tear your arm off just trying to use it.

 

[Foxi4]

Looks kinda like the Sega Saturn 3D controller, the Dreamcast controller and the Xbox Duke controller - not too shabby.

 

[Ryukouki]

Controller, is that you? Foxi4

 

[Foxi4]

Controller, is that you? Foxi4

 

[Ryukouki]

It's actually a horseshoe crab, which I've actually gotten to play with before. They're so awesome.

 

[Foxi4]

It's actually a horseshoe crab, which I've actually gotten to play with before. They're so awesome.

Dome. Dethrone the false God!

 

[Densetsu]

It's actually a horseshoe crab, which I've actually gotten to play with before. They're so awesome.

You held a gold mine in your hands, and you let it go

Horseshoe crab blood is worth $15,000 per liter!

 

[Ryukouki]

You held a gold mine in your hands, and you let it go

Horseshoe crab blood is worth $15,000 per liter!

It was at the Bahamas museum exhibit. I just kept flipping it over and watching it try to right itself.

 

[Foxi4]

It was at the Bahamas museum exhibit. I just kept flipping it over and watching it try to right itself.

Bastard.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Yeah?? Well you can't triple penetrate bitches with that controller!!!!

Nin10doh - 193483457239457239458349582345
SonySega - -99999999999999

 

[Flame]

Yeah?? Well you can't triple penetrate bitches with that controller!!!!

Nin10doh - 193483457239457239458349582345
SonySega - -99999999999999

why didnt you start the Nin10doh number with nine(9)? you know it would have been much higher...


1st rule of life: start with 9

 

[Duo8]

Now that it's completed, finish it

 

[zeello]

Now that you've mentioned it... I can't "unsee" it, you're totally right.
To be fair, it is upside-down in the photo. That, and y'know, it's not that hard to win a contest against the N64 controller, AKA a controller designed with three-handed mutants in mind. ;O;

that's like saying modern controllers are designed for people with four thumbs