Gay Marriage "Scientifically Wrong"

[Gahars]

Amalaha says that his ‘groundbreaking’ experiments have shown that the north and south poles of two magnets are attracted to each other while same poles repel each other.
He concludes that this “means that man cannot attract another man because they are the same, and a woman should not attract a woman because they are the same. That is how I used physics to prove gay marriage wrong”.

(Sadly, this article fails to mention his research partners, Paula Abdul and MC Skat Cat.)

Despite massive evidence that homosexuality is all too common in nature, Amalaha further insists that biology also indicates that same-sex attraction is unnatural.

“We have seen that the female of a fowl is called hen and the male of a fowl is called a cock. We have never seen where a cock is having sex with a cock and we have never seen where a hen is having sex with another,” the learned man states.

Amalaha claims that he’s the first person in the world to scientifically show that same-sex marriage is wrong, adding “In general, same sex marriage is evil. It should be stopped by those practicing it.”

Mamba No. Five Mamba Online

Science 1, Gays 0

;o;

 

[Flame]

who ever did this "research" is mad gay.

 

[BORTZ]

GREETENGS TEMP
I AM YUR GED
I DO NERT SEEK YOUR SERVITUDE
HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY
I AM THE KEING OF SPEACE

 

[mucus]

True.

 

[The Catboy]

Seems legit

 

[Rydian]

Nobody?

Not yet?

Fine.

I'll do it.

 

[Luigi2012SM64DS]

What about lesbian marriage?

 

[Foxi4]

This just in: turns out nothing in the animal kingdom other than humans marries, ergo marriages are scientifically unnatural and wrong.

 

[Veho]

We have never seen where a cock is having sex with a cock

You just don't know how to use Google properly.
The keyword is "swordfighting"

 

[Foxi4]

You just don't know how to use Google properly.
The keyword is "swordfighting"

The meatsaber-searching skills are strong in this one... ;O;