Dear Sir or Madam (plz let it be Madam),
It has come to my attention that upon receipt of my claim to be sans pants, there are some ne'er-do-wells that attempt to postulate my optiplex chumbly. While a lesser man might be sent into a rage that would shakethe servers the heavens, it is my duty to right the wrongs upon this land (assuming they involve me) in a more sincere and grameticalee=correct way.
Having tasked myself with this (given the lack of anything better to do and always enjoying a reason to take my pants off) I have decided to create proof to confound and sparklize those miscreants. Find attached PROOF, SAUCE, and error messages.
It has come to my attention that upon receipt of my claim to be sans pants, there are some ne'er-do-wells that attempt to postulate my optiplex chumbly. While a lesser man might be sent into a rage that would shake
Having tasked myself with this (given the lack of anything better to do and always enjoying a reason to take my pants off) I have decided to create proof to confound and sparklize those miscreants. Find attached PROOF, SAUCE, and error messages.