My cat just brought me a present.

[Rydian]

It's a rabbit.

Spoiler

 

[Rydian]

I need help. How do we explain to the cat that we're not going to eat it without hurting the cat's feelings?

 

[Xuphor]

My neighbor's cat brings me stuff sometimes too. Just wait until the cat isn't around, and throw it in the neighbor's lawn with a note saying "Haha, your cat loves me more!"
Always works for me.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Just put the cat to sleep, eat the rabbit, and distract him for the rest of the day tomorrow with music. He'll forget the rabbit's ass/

 

[J-Machine]

I'd eat that rabbit. wouldn't be the first time either. just use a lil orange and the meat will be good eats

 

[DinohScene]

Poor rabbit :c

 

[p1ngpong]

It's a rabbit.

Try not to have sex with it.

 

[Xuphor]

Try not to have sex with it.

Too late.
http://www.modernghana.com/news/84097/1/man-charged-with-having-sex-with-rabbit.html

 

[Gahars]

I read that cat's hunt animals and bring prey to humans not as a gift, but because they're trying to teach you how to hunt. They think you're so shitty at it they have to do all the heavy lifting.

Cats, man.

 

[Rydian]

Try not to have sex with it.

What?

 

[Jiehfeng]

Rabbbbbiiittttt deaaadd???
R.I.P dear fellow

You must bury it when the cat is asleep.

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

Eat the rabbit in front of the cat's face. It wont mind

 

[p1ngpong]

What?

You heard me!

 

[FAST6191]

It is a bit early in the year for rabbit stew and that one is a bit small but on the other hand free meat. For now you might want to be thankful honoured the cat did not nibble on the liver and kidneys in the house as that can get messy and instead wanted to share.

 

[The Catboy]

Poor rabbit
-Lucario

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Skin it and make a glove, which you should then use to scold your cats with when they're naughty.

And I guess you could prolly fap with it, too.

 

[The Catboy]

Don't worry everyone! The PowerPuff Girls will save the day!

 

[Janthran]

That rabbit is barely mangled at all. Sorry for the srsineof, but I actually do think it'd be okay to eat.
As long as your cat's vaccinated, anyway.

 

[Rydian]

It's not in one piece anymore. XD

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Did you split it in half with your girth?