The funniest doctor's visit ever

[NeoSupaMario]

A guy goes to his doctor cause he feels like shit. The doctor looks him over.

Doctor: I've got some bad news. You're gonna have to stop masturbating.

Patient: What? Why?

Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you.

 

[Rydian]

Alright alright, I laughed.

 

[p1ngpong]

I masturbated.

 

[NeoSupaMario]

Alright alright, I laughed.

YES!!! *fist pump* I think that's an achievement!

 

[Gahars]

I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacciis in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears."But doctor" He says, "I am Pagliacci."

Good joke. Everybody laughs. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

 

[Veho]

Man goes to doctor.

 

[Flame]

i like your avy supamario. you are growing up, front of our eyes.

 

[Brian117]

i like your avy supamario. you are growing up, front of our eyes.

Kinky.

 

[Flame]

Kinky.

the fuck man, does everything come down to sex for you. you man me sick. im looking at you Brian69.

 

[Brian117]

the fuck man, does everything come down to sex for you. you man me sick. im looking at you Brian69.

I what you sick?

 

[Flame]

MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE!

damn you android keyboard & Brian!

 

[Brian117]

MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE!

damn you android keyboard & Brian!

Suuuuure.....the keyboard. It wasn't like, your brain or something.

Also, IF it really was your keyboard, who is Brian69? Obviously the way autocorrect works is based off words/names you've said before. So who is he ? Give me his digits.

 

[Flame]

Suuuuure.....the keyboard. It wasn't like, your brain or something.

Also, IF it really was your keyboard, who is Brian69? Obviously the way autocorrect works is based off words/names you've said before. So who is he ? Give me his digits.

his just like the most awesome Brian ever..... EVER!

 

[Veho]

im looking at you Brian69.

Well that was... Freudian.

 

[Gahars]

Well that was... Freudian.

Ah, Veho, you forget... Sometimes a number is just a number.

 

[Veho]

And sometimes a 12-inch dragon dildo is just a paper towel roll holder.


But we both know its main purpose.

 

[Flame]

Well that was... Freudian.

Freudian...... thats my fav brazilian football player.

 

[Rydian]

12-inch dragon dildo

Is this a BAD time to say "HEY I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT TOO that means we should be friends"?

 

[Foxi4]

12-inch dragon dildo (...)

...what if you're Dragonborn and you already have certain 12-inch dragon attributes?

...women can shout pretty loud upon first contact with the thing, I gotta to say.

 

[NeoSupaMario]

the fuck man, does everything come down to sex for you. you make me sick. im looking at you Brian69.

TODAY'S LESSON IN IRONY
-is complaining about sexual references
-starts off with "the FUCK man"

also, fix'd
and @Brian, the android keyboards screw me over too sometimes so don't pick on him too much.