Xbox 360 owners are the best in the bedroom

[Deleted_171835]

The study, by VoucherCodesPro, polled 1,747 partners of gamers in the UK, as part of research into the effect playing games has on relationships.

After establishing which console was used by the respondents’ partners to play videogames, the study asked, ‘How would you rate your partner in the bedroom?’

The results saw just 11 per cent respond ‘excellent’, while most - 27 per cent said their partner was ‘good’, 26 per cent said their partner was ‘average’ and a disappointing 20 per cent branded their partner’s bedroom skills as ‘below average’.

When the results were broken down, it emerged that Xbox players had been rated the highest by their partners, with 54 per cent of Xbox gamers being described as ‘good’ or above and 22 per cent being regarded as ‘excellent’.

Wii players also fared relatively well, with 47 per cent of them being described as ‘good’ or above.

http://metro.co.uk/2013/04/04/xbox-...aystation-and-wii-rivals-study-finds-3582709/

In contrast, PC gamers performed badly in the bedroom study, as only three per cent were described as being ‘excellent’ and eight per cent as very good.

And this surprises no one.

 

[porkiewpyne]

Funny, you'd think the Wii owners would fare better given the hardware.

 

[Devin]

I knew there was a reason why I own 5 Xbox 360.

360 Master Penis Race, reporting in.

 

[Sicklyboy]

I too own 5 Xbox 360s.

In addition to...

A Wii
PS3
Buncha older systems
Two PCs.

 

[Chary]

This is one of the weirdest scientific studies I've ever seen...

 

[Dork]

What if I own all three?

 

[Hyro-Sama]

I believe it. Xbox users get lots of practice.

 

[Eerpow]

This is one of the weirdest scientific studies I've ever seen...

Yeah right, "scientific".

 

[Chary]

Next-Gen Xbox name revealed;

Sexbox

 

[Sicklyboy]

Next-Gen Xbox name revealed;

Sexbox

Can't be, I've already named my flashed 360 that.

 

[Snappo]

Next-Gen Xbox name revealed;

Sexbox 69

Fixed.

 

[emigre]

See PC gamers, having quad core processors will never truly compensate over the fact you can' sexually satisfy a woman.

 

[Necron]

Lol, this study has the same correlation as a serial killer drinking water.

 

[DinohScene]

4x 360, 3x Xbox reporting in!

 

[Gahars]

Good thing the RROD isn't contagious then.

 

[pokefloote]

"What's that? Tired of your PC loving friends showing you up in heated discussion on why PCs are better? Here's this "scientific" survey to make you feel good about yourself too!"

 

[Zetta_x]

Boom! Headshot!

 

[The Real Jdbye]

But it said nothing about how non-gamers did in the bedroom... so, there's nothing to really compare to. Obviously PC gamers are bad in the bedroom, it's self explanatory. Hardcore gaming happens mainly on the PC platform.

 

[Devin]

But it said nothing about how non-gamers did in the bedroom... so, there's nothing to really compare to. Obviously PC gamers are bad in the bedroom, it's self explanatory. Hardcore gaming happens mainly on the PC platform.

GUYS WE FOUND A PC GAMER.

 

[Bladexdsl]

this is just fucking stupid and proves fuck all
worst poll EVA!