"Wii U won't support video games," says Nintendo.

[Gahars]

Nintendo, the popular video game company responsible for characters like Mario, consoles like the Wii, and love hotels like you wouldn't believe, has just announced that the Wii U will no longer support video games.

"We decided to reevaluate our priorities," a company spokesperson told us. "And we just saw that video games aren't very high on them. That's just not where the Wii U's strengths lie. So we're moving on and focusing on its strengths."

"The Wii U is a great Netflix machine, for instance, and if you want to watch Youtube videos on your TV, you can always do that. Plus, it's a great paperweight - just ask any early adopter!"

Reggie Fils-Aime, the President of Nintendo's American branch, seemed very enthusiastic about the shift. "At Nintendo, we've always emphasized innovation and creative thinking. For the longest time, people have believed that video game consoles have to have video games. We're challenging that notion."

When asked about Nintendo's development teams and ongoing projects, Mr. Fils-Aime assured us that they were taken to a nice farm in the countryside where they could play with our old puppies.

Expect nothing from here on out.

Nintendo Daily

Not only does Nintendon't - Nintenwon't.

Meanwhile...

 

[FAST6191]

I thought everybody already agreed Nintendo morphed into a GINO (games in name only) company about midway through the gamecube.

 

[chavosaur]

I always thought my wii-u was a mini vacuum. It just kind of attracts all the dust in my house to it.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

WII U HAZ NO GAEMZ

 

[Ray Lewis]

Posted from sonydefense? Lol, like the onion.

 

[The Catboy]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Now that doom has been posted, will it still support Lucarios? Last video game system I tried to play sprayed with a water bottle and said, "Bad Lucario, your shedding all over the system!"

 

[teckler]

Today is Easter, tomorrow is April Fools Day...Contain yourself.

 

[Deleted_171835]

>sonydefenseforce.com
Oh wow Foxi4, I didn't know that you ran a news site. ;o;

 

[Veho]

Sony Defence Farce? Wut?

 

[emigre]

>sonydefenseforce.com
Oh wow Foxi4, I didn't know that you ran a news site. ;o;

In fairness to Foxi, he's from a former Soviet state. The concept of unbiased news may be one he just doesn't know.

 

[Foxi4]

In fairness to Foxi, he's from a former Soviet state. The concept of unbiased news may be one he just doesn't know.

Funny, funny lads.

 

[finkmac]

Poland was a former "Soviet" state? That's an interesting way to spell "fascist"

 

[Rydian]

Poland was a former "Soviet" state? That's an interesting way to spell "fascist"

Polish tits > no tits.

 

[finkmac]

Polish tits > no tits.

Why state the obvious?

 

[Foxi4]

To be perfectly honest, I happen to be running a news bulletin. A DS one. On DS-Scene.

Just so you know.

 

[Veho]

To be perfectly honest, I happen to be running a news bulletin. A DS one. On DS-Scene.

Just so you know.

And you claim it's unbiased?

 

[Gahars]

And you claim it's unbiased?

I'm sure it's Fair and Balanced.

 

[emigre]

To be perfectly honest, I happen to be running a news bulletin. A DS one. On DS-Scene.

Just so you know.

GREAT TO HEAR FOXI4NINTENDON'T!

 

[Foxi4]

GREAT TO HEAR FOXI4NINTENDON'T!

It's really not my fault that sometimes some companies make some idiotic decisions and then things happen.

Spoiler

 

[Janthran]

Funny, funny lads.

FOXI WHO WAS THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON