EoF Rap Battle!!!

[NeoSupaMario]

Title says it all. PM the person you want to rap battle and if they agree, post your matchup in the comments! You both will then have five posts to do battle against eachother, then the next five posters shall determine the winner! Then the next matchup goes and etc. Black Ice and myself shall oversee this contest. Good luck!

Created by NeoSupaMario and his demon-cat partner-in-chaos Black-Ice, who will come to deliver his speech about this sometime.

 

[ComeTurismO]

WHO WANTS TO BE MY PARTNER, I'M FAMOUS ON THIS.

 

[NeoSupaMario]

WHO WANTS TO BE MY PARTNER, I'M FAMOUS ON THIS.

No. Please don't ruin this. At least read the instructions.

 

[Lemmy Koopa]

No. Please don't ruin this. At least read the instructions.

If you notice, he never really reads anything he replies to. Don't try to argue with him too much, it will lead him to getting angry and doing ad hominem attacks towards you.

 

[ComeTurismO]

No. Please don't ruin this. At least read the instructions.

Wait, what? You can't just PM someone, what would be better if people chose who they're going to be with. You may PM someone and what if they don't reply?

 

[NeoSupaMario]

Wait, what? You can't just PM someone, what would be better if people chose who they're going to be with. You may PM someone and what if they don't reply?

They get an alert when PM'd. And if they don't respond, it's safe to assume either
a)they don't want to
b)they don't like you and won't bother reading the pm or
c) they got banned/died.

Now, does anybody have a battle matchup?

 

[Black-Ice]

Yo yo, listen I smell a post thats abysmal,
Must be coming from ComeTurismal
C-c-c-cry so hard that p1ng wanna find me,
First twin gotta find me,
Whats a ban to a cat like me?
Wont you please remind me
Cry so hard this shit cray'
Crying rivers ev'ry day

 

[NeoSupaMario]

Yo yo, listen I smell a post thats abysmal,
Must be coming from ComeTurismal
C-c-c-cry so hard that p1ng wanna find me,
First twin gotta find me,
Whats a ban to a cat like me?
Wont you please remind me
Cry so hard this shit cray'
Crying rivers ev'ry day

Nice. Anybody gonna try and counter? Or is he automatically the winner?

 

[Gahars]

Check me out
I broke up with my ex girl, heres her number
Psych, thats the wrong number!
Sweet dolla tea from McDonalds, I drink that
Super Hot Fire, I spit that
2 and a half men, I watch that! (I'm not a rapper)
Aight check me out
Glasses, jacket, shirt
Call me glasses, jacket shirt-man
Or call me Supa Hot boy, hundred degrees, leather jacket
Cause I'm Supa Hot boy! (I'm not a rapper)

 

[Flame]

Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction
Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction
Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction
Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction
Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction
Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction
Push me
And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction
Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction

 

[Engert]

my name is G
i gotta pee
i got a baseball bat
and a hat
and i'm phat
just like that

uhuh uhuh

 

[Black-Ice]

B to the L to the ACK
rollin' through the EoF in my own way
I'm a lean mean like whoring machine
Vote Black-Ice for mod, 2013

 

[NeoSupaMario]

Dis contest got Rollin'
Its gun be gud
Cause when tempers rap
Things get crazy
Specially when the matchup's
Gahars Black-Ice Flame And Engert

Now ComeTurism0 tried to play
But he just don't get the EoF way
You read the rules then you play da game
That's where he lacks among other places

Me? I'm Neo an I come ta fight
The system called the EoF
But I'm not like Turism0 ya see
Cuz I win and he don't-that's how things gonna be

 

[Gahars]

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: `Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear --
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Word.

 

[broitsak]

..

 

[chavosaur]

The temps where I be lurkin
straight up, chicks be twerkin
Talkin bout the D S 3
Hit the EOF to see some, Double D's
Yuh, man dat cosplay thread be crazy
bitches be dressin like Peach and Daisy
Speakin'a that, didju see dat wii-u?
shit be so behind like its 2002
And look at dat sony,
mm dont wanna hear dat name
cuz errybody knows
THEY AINT GOT NO GAEMS ;O;

 

[BORTZ]

 

[Flame]

mic check 1.2.1.2.

check me out...

im a rapper on temp
The temps where I be lurkin
straight up, chicks be twerkin
Talkin bout the D S 3
Hit the EOF to see some, Double D's
Yuh, man dat cosplay thread be crazy
bitches be dressin like Peach and Daisy
Speakin'a that, didju see dat wii-u?
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

 

[chavosaur]

snip

R-R-R-REMIX ;O;

 

[NeoSupaMario]

R-R-R-REMIX ;O;

D-D-D-DUBSTEP ;O;