Pastor claimed his penis had been consecrated with “divine semen of the Holy Spirit.”

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Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, 59, was arrested in Apore, Goiás, Brazil.

A 23-year-old young woman, who prefers to remain anonymous said, “He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth.”

“Often, after worship, Pastor Valdecir take us to some of the funds back to the church and asked us to do oral sex on him until the Holy Spirit comes through ejaculation”. He gave as an excuse that his penis had been consecrated with “divine semen of the Holy Spirit.”

According to the Pastor, “You have in your hands the servant of the Lord and do not regret it yet. I hope to continue my wonderful job within the prison”.

Denise Pinheiro, delegate of the region, said, “Valdecir was caught red-handed while rubbing his penis in the face of a local merchant, which promised to make more sales in her business due to the divine liquid. When we act Valdecir offered no resistance and even asked if I wanted to be part of the kingdom of heaven on the way to the police station. He is not ashamed of such acts and thinks they are the most normal things in the world.”

http://m24digital.com/en/2013/01/29...y-spirit-divine-semen-and-raped-his-faithful/

An honourable mission, indeed.

 

[BORTZ]

This is wrong on so many levels, as well as not deserving a place in a gaming news room.

 

[Valwin]

now this is news i can stop lol

 

[Foxi4]

This thread changed my life.

 

[LightyKD]

WOW... just WOW!

 

[ShadowSoldier]

This is wrong on so many levels, as well as not deserving a place in a gaming news room.

Yet there are tons of threads posted in the USN that has nothing to do with gaming. Gahars comes to mind when it comes to posting those.

Anyways, we have some problems here. What's more fucked up? The Priest, or the fact that the woman and others are stupid enough to fall for it?

 

[EyeZ]

and i never got a calling

 

[ComeTurismO]

LOL! This is funny 'news', but I believe it doesn't belong into the USN.

 

[Black-Ice]

LOL! This is funny 'news', but I believe it doesn't belong into the USN.

Its funny, I have learned things from it, and its an international issue.
News. And the best news i've seen all day.

 

[Deleted member 318366]

David Says: Pfft! Lol lmao!!! XD

 

[narutofan777]

uhh these women actually believed him??

 

[heartgold]

Sick...why are people deluded.

I don't even know what....

 

[Valwin]

he came for our sins



gahars jelly ?

 

[Foxi4]

he came for our sins

Now that's comedy, folks!

Also, I'm sure Bubba will help him continue his work in prison, just the other way around, if you know what I mean.

 

[PolloDiablo]

“He has convinced us that only God could come cum into our lives through the mouth.”

so... where I'm supposed to cum now?!? D:

 

[Hyro-Sama]

This isn't funny nor is it news.

 

[Foxi4]

gahars jelly ?

Please tell us, when is the Second Coming?

 

[Clydefrosch]

gawd, whats with the broken english?

 

[AngryGeek416]

Is it bad i was laughing while reading this?...thats bad right? lol

 

[BORTZ]

he came for our sins



gahars jelly ?

Hory Shiz i died