[Forum Game] Member micking

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Hey guys! Im here to propose a brand new game that seeing my histroy with threads, is destined to fail! But I figure I might as well still say something that way when someone cool does it, I can say I thought of it first!

The name of the game is member micking. The idea is simple. Members come here, and simply switch up things like Avatar, signature, and attempt to mick another member as best as they can. People like me who dont go to the EoF look at that fact that there's a bunch of people running around the temp acting like other members and are confused, and I guess you laugh? I dont know, im new to this shit.

Now, this isnt "HEY GUYS! LETS ALL BE VALWIN AND TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH THE VITA SUCKS!" or sabotage fest, be cool about, PM, have actual agreement.

Just putting this out there, its probably stupid and honestly I dont care, im probably going to forget about this thread tomorrow anyway.
 

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I don't have to work. My third eye does everything for me. All I have to do is believe this post will come, and it will happen!
 

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Lali ho!

So I went to the store to get some cheese, but of course the bus driver conspired against me as usual. After being run over twelve times by a number 18 bus I confronted the bus driver eye to eye. Like any man, being in my mere presence made him soil himself, even with a broken spine I could have easily picked up the bus and flung it into a near earth orbit but I digress. Needless to say after seventeen operations and having to learn how to walk again I made my way to the cheese store.

At the store there was a young girl giving out cheese samples, the greatest love of my life her and I were destined to be together forever. Of course the cheese producers consortium in their ongoing vendetta against me made sure to put a stop to my happiness. Upon eating the poisoned cheese I immediately dropped dead at the cheese stand in front of my love. Upon waking up from that death a few moments later my cheese serving princess was nowhere to be found. I have subsequently learned that the cheese consortium kidnapped her and she is now is south america, herding poisoned milk producing cattle so that I may never eat a pizza again.

Upon the threat of legal action, and through sheer fear at my mere presence the owner of the cheese stand agreed to compensate me with a jar of Nescafe coffee. The pressures of the day where getting to me, what with having to recover from the mornings spine surgery and death the agony of my legs meant I had to crawl back home to enjoy my hard won cup of Nescafe coffee. Of course by this point people knew I could not walk and had recently died and no buses would stop for me because they feared my mere presence and to sabotage me once again people had laced the route back to my house with broken glass, barbed wires, spit and feces.

Crawling my way through the obstacle course one handed using my bad arm that I had broken while dead at the cheese counter (my good arm was clutching my Nescafe prize) I managed to save the lives of at least eleven people on my way home. My only reward for that selfless heroism was once again being killed three more times and having my wallet stolen. So with no money for the next month I will not be able to afford any food and will probably starve to death with just a jar of Nescafe as sustenance.

Upon reaching my front door I find that my ebay package of £370 worth of PS2 games had arrived. Of course though the postman hates me and I saw that he had taken each disc out of its box and individually scraped it along the ground making all the PS2 games unplayable, great. Luckily he was still on his route delivering letters to my neighbours so I managed to catch him in the act of burglaring my neighbours home. Of course being in my mere presence caused him to immediately commit suicide and what thanks do I get for helping save my neighbours property and the lives of his family? He killed me and stole my jar of Nescafe. Wait until I catch him in my mere presence upon my next resurrection later on today after lunchtime. That fucker. :angry:
 

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