Theatrhythm Final Fantasy hits App Store with perfect timing

[emigre]

Another day and SQUARE ENIX commit another act of terror which is almost certain to make their whiny fanbase cry again. After the 343.43th port of Final Fantasy IV, SQUARE have ported the 3DS game, Theatrhythm Final Fantasy, to iOS. However this isn't a case of merely porting the exact game over! Instead Theatrhythm will be available for free!

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Well not exactly, the initial download will be free with only two songs ('One-Winged Angel' from Final Fantasy VII and 'Zanarkand' from Final Fantasy X). Instead you will have to buy the majority of characters and songs separately. Now you may all seethe at SQUARE. Pocket Gamer got their calculator out and made some calculations where buying everything would set you back around £104/$147. Wheres buy the 3DS game and the DLC wll set you back £66.79/$81.47.​

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Oh SQUARE, you truly are a pimp whoring out your once beloved Final Fantasy. Though personally I think Final Fantasy is a load of bollocks so I'm just laughing at the crazy antic of SQUARE.​

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To all of you feeling betrayed, degraded, used and abused then look on the bright side; at least SQUARE didn't spend a week on a The World Ends With You teaser, only for it to end up as a port for iOS!​

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Theatrhythm Final Fantasy hits App Store with perfect timing
Buying everything in Theatrhythm Final Fantasy on iOS would cost you over £100

 

[Sanoblue]

wow that's worse than turning on the red light lol

 

[Guild McCommunist]

I would say "You can at least cut out of the shitty FF songs" but most of them are shitty anyway.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

So much for the 3DS for an exclusive. Also, why pay money for this when you can just get Tap Tap which has drastically been improved since initial launch.

 

[pokefloote]

I would say "You can at least cut out of the shitty FF songs" but most of them are shitty anyway.

Can you enjoy anything?

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Can you enjoy anything?

Yeah, just good things though.

 

[Issac]

To all of you feeling betrayed, degraded, used and abused then look on the bright side; at least SQUARE didn't spend a week on a The World Ends With You teaser, only for it to end up as a port for iOS!

Didn't they have a teaser site for this as well?

 

[KuRensan]

The game doesn't even work well for me, whenever I load a song it crashes -.-

 

[ilman]

And Square-Enix has still yet to show us some Android love.
I'm still angry that TWEWY still hasn't reached Google Play and I quite liked Theatrhythm Final Fantasy on the 3DS.
(Sigh.)

 

[Gahars]

I don't need to buy any extra songs. The sound of fanboys weeping is music to my ears.

 

[shakirmoledina]

Too much square. On the play store, if you were to browse, you would see ff games with the highest prices like chaos rings and ff3. really too much from them.
Though I can't say I don't like the ff songs. one winged and zanarkand... marvelous.

 

[Kamiyama]

I found out this yesterday and I actually bought couple of song sets. Later other ones too. In meanwhile I'm playing this on 3DS.

 

[NightsOwl]

How exactly would this work well? Wouldn't your fingers get in the way?

 

[ferofax]

It's a sign of the impending apocalypse! The rise of the Whore of Babylon!

LOL, Squeenix is such a filthy whore.

 

[Strength]

The game doesn't even work well for me, whenever I load a song it crashes -.-

To all with ipod/iphone4 or below it wont work,only crushes,except ipad and the new a5 devices

 

[koimayeul]

That game looks interesting but what a damn price!

 

[Wintrale]

I just wonder if this is some stealthy attempt to get people to buy the 3DS game.

 

[BORTZ]

That is simply too much to squeeze from Guitar Fantasy fans.

 

[ForteGospel]

at that price you can buy a 3ds instead...

So I'm happy about their pricing as I don't like apple products and if they made it cheaper than the 3ds one I would be pissed off.