Apparently, I was back home for my Winter Break and had decided to go to my local AMC theater to see a movie of some sort. So, bam, I'm already there, wandering about. I have no idea where I'm going, all I know is that I'm a) tired and b) only able to look up. Since I can't look forward, I keep falling over as I wander about the theater; eventually, I make my way into one of the projection rooms. The first thing I notice is that it's filled with the elderly. The second thing I notice (and by notice, I mean discover firsthand) is that there is a giant moving platform that one has to jump down from to get to the seats. Seeing a line of seniors approaching the precipice, I try to warn them, eventually yelling to get their attention - but to no avail. One by one they fall over, which causes the theater to burst into applause. Even Dream!Me is pretty weirded out by this, so I decide to try and leave.
After what must have been hours of falling and flopping around, I finally roll myself out of the exit. Glancing up, I see today's showing is "Entourage Episode Four." Okay.
It's at this time I realize that, duh, I left my car running in the parking lot! So I'm there, except the parking lot is the highway because, well, that's how this works. My car is parking in the left lane, and completely unlocked. I breathed a sigh of relief and stepped inside, and was relieved to see that my gas was at "3001". I start driving, still tired as anything but trying to stay awake (as I sleep, mind you).
So I drive and I drive and eventually the road is my local supermarket, and eventually my car is a car-shaped shopping kart (which apparently could propel itself). I can't tell you exactly when these transitions occurred, the just did, and in the bizarre dreamworld my brain had concocted, it just made sense.
So I'm, uh, driving through the supermarket when I turn to my left and notice an Organic Foods vendor. I browse through the menu, and notice that they're offering "Dutz" for $1.00; what a steal! Since I was still tired as anything, I couldn't read anything else on the board. I was about to ask the two lovely women running the booth for some clarification, but then my cart-car tipped into the air.
"Wah!"
I freely admit, it scared the crap right out of me. I look back to the see the cause and find three guys (think stereotypical bros: backwards caps, tank tops, gym shorts, etc.) hanging onto the back. I ask them what they're doing, and the leader (who I know was the leader because his cap was orange and shorts were purple) told me, "We're Chem Engineering majors."
After receiving this news, I, of course, responded logically.
"I'm sorry, but there isn't enough room," I said in a calm, collected voice as I violent jerked the cart-car back, knocking all of us over. They grumble, but begrudgingly accept and scurry off. As I pick my cart-car up, I look forward and see that the supermarket is absolutely swarmed with more of their type. Perhaps out of exhaustion, perhaps in surrender to the cruel nature of the universe, I collapsed...
...And then woke up in my bed, trying to piece together what the hell I just experienced, and if I was still experiencing it.
So yeah, I have no idea what any of that means. Maybe Freud would have a field day, but I just have no idea. Was my subconscious trying to tell me something? Is there some dark, sinister secret squirreled away in the back corner of my mind that became manifest in this delirious episode? Was I incepted?
I have no clue. Maybe it's better off that way.