Gettin' paper, Gettin' payed

[BORTZ]

(I deposited my paycheck today. Thats me at the bank, i have over $4000 saved up just in time for college loans to hit.)

 

[Gahars]

Holla for a dolla, shout for some clout...

 

[xist]

5318008

...is all i wish to add.

 

[BORTZ]

5318008

...is all i wish to add.

lol i dont get it haha

 

[Deleted-236924]

5318008

...is all i wish to add.

lol i dont get it haha

Type it into a calculator, then turn it upside down.

 

[BORTZ]

AAAHHHH

 

[The Catboy]

I just became your best friend, can I borrow 40$?

 

[BORTZ]

Means you gonna become my number one bitch, alright hoe?

 

[The Catboy]

Means you gonna become my number one bitch, alright hoe?

Yay!!!! I am the number 1 bitch!!!
All you other bitches are just jelly of me!

 

[BORTZ]

That they are. But honestly do you need to borrow $40?

 

[The Catboy]

That they are. But honestly do you need to borrow $40?

Too little?

 

[Hyro-Sama]

 

[BORTZ]

That smile makes me laugh so hard lol

 

[Ethevion]

Don't you just hate College Tuition?

 

[Guild McCommunist]

He's a baller.

A Pokeballer.

 

[BORTZ]

He's a baller.

A Pokeballer.

You know, im starting to wonder if you and Gahars and just friends, or an alternate personality who deserved a dupe account. I am ok with either reality.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll3uipTO-4A

 

[Guild McCommunist]

He's a baller.

A Pokeballer.

You know, im starting to wonder if you and Gahars and just friends, or an alternate personality who deserved a dupe account. I am ok with either reality.

Gahars is actually just my elaborate duplicate account I made and set up in case I needed to seek refuge here outside of this account.

 

[BORTZ]

Oh oh now you can log into Gahars account and start arguing with yourself about how hes not made up, just to give the illusion more life

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Oh oh now you can log into Gahars account and start arguing with yourself about how hes not made up, just to give the illusion more life

I'm very elaborate with my alting. To the point where I make up fake, minor disagreements between this account and my alt (such as Babylon 5) and even to the point where I duped Vulpes into believing its authenticity by paying a homeless man to play Mass Effect 3 with him and I.

Gullible sons of bitches. I have them all in my pocket.