People mass-rioting in southern-american parts of America

[AlanJohn]

Canada, New Jersey: People are rioting in the southern parts of America due to a scandalous affair which occurred this last week. To remind you, last week in Chicago two local rednecks had an affair, they were arguing on the height of Micheal Jordan. One of the rednecks disagreed with the other one, and decided to kill him. After getting caught by the local authorities, he said that it was Micheal Jordans fault. The policemen did not understand him, and they were bribed by the Illuminati to keep their mouths shut (such reports come from FOXnews INC.). A lot of native rednecks joined the poor redneck to make a riot against the republic of kazakhstan and Micheal Jordan and demanding Micheal Jordan to be in jail for all of the deaths caused by the riots and the death of the other dead poor redneck.
Back to you, Tom.

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[Rydian]

Thank you, Alan.

In today's weather acid is falling from the sky and the world is split in two, as Guild and Soulx actually agree on something.

Now to Amanda with the local pet report.

 

[Gahars]

You're damn right we did. This is 'Murica.

 

[Hadrian]

Thanks Tom,

We've heard of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but how about Teenage Mutant Ninja Kittehs?



Sadly these kittehs suicided in a horrific way when they discovered that yet another terrible member was unbanned.

Over to you Ikhbar for the latest on the anti-Wii U moaning.

 

[ouch123]

Thanks Amanda.

Haters still hatin', according to local reports from our ground correspondent Mr.Tang, who is joining us live via satellite. Mr.Tang, care to elaborate on the situation?

 

[The Catboy]

In later news, Catboy doesn't give a fuck.
More on that at 5:00

 

[ProtoKun7]

Michael*

 

[AlanJohn]

Michael*

Why do you always follow my topics?

 

[ProtoKun7]

I'm subscribed to the EoF.

That's totally the answer I'm going with.

 

[Santee]

 

[ComeTurismO]

In other news, Pistachio is officially a television prop. Scientists are hunting 'the Bitch(es)' that made this happen. They plan to give them same gendered people to sleep with.
Back to you Sloputchalk.

 

[Veho]

Mass riots in the Southern parts of the Temp.

 

[Fear Zoa]

Mass riots in the Wii U sub forum.

 

[Deleted-236924]

Your previous avatar was better.

 

[AlanJohn]

Your previous avatar was better.

Fixed.

 

[Hyro-Sama]

 

[Veho]

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

 

[Sicklyboy]

>Canada, New Jersey

How the hell do I always forget that that town is like a half hour away from me?