Hardware Would you change the Wii U's name, and if so, to what?

[yuyuyup]

Wii U sounds like (as mentioned) a siren, a college for your wii sports lovin' granny, a response to an accusation (We ? ? ? ? YOUUUUUU ! ! !)

You could go for almost anything and it would sound better than Wii U. Horrible names that would still sound better than Wii U:

Nintendo Morescreens
Sega Nomad
A Doggy
Bowl Of Cereal

Just to preempt anyone who feels obligated to Report this, please let me explain my post. I am expressing my dissatisfaction with the "Wii U" name, as the original topic is addressing this subject. I've decided to create a list of names that would be poor choices for the system, yet I feel would still be better than Wii U. This is hyperbole as I realize Wii U is obviously more palatable than any in my list. I'm trying to joke around. I'm sorry.

 

[TripleSMoon]

Bowl Of Cereal

How about the Nintendo Competition Cereal Killer? (See what I did there?)

 

[Veho]

Regarding the poll option #4...

I'm fine with the name.

(And it reminds me of Mentok.)

 

[DiscostewSM]

Bowl Of Cereal

Nintendo's Wii Crunch, part of this balanced breakfast.

 

[Langin]

Nintendo NeXt
Nintendo Σ(Nintendo Sigma)
Nintendo Café
Nintendo [Proto]
Nintendo WC(WC is Toilet in dutch XDXDXD) it means Wireless controller = wc xD
Nintendo Control
Ultra Nintendo Entertainment System
Nintendo EON
Nintendo URWii

 

[The Catboy]

I thought the poll was asking if I would change the name, not if I liked the name >.< this is why you always read the fine print children.

I hate the name Wii U, personally I would rather it be Nintendo Café or even just Nintendo U. The Wii U makes it sound like it's just another Wii instead of a new system.

 

[Langin]

I thought the poll was asking if I would change the name, not if I liked the name >.< this is why you always read the fine print children.

I hate the name Wii U, personally I would rather it be Nintendo Café or even just Nintendo U. The Wii U makes it sound like it's just another Wii instead of a new system.

Your not the only one D: kinda confusing

Just like what happened to the 3DS

 

[lismati]

Nintendo NeXt
Nintendo Σ(Nintendo Sigma)
Nintendo Café
Nintendo [Proto]
Nintendo WC(WC is Toilet in dutch XDXDXD) it means Wireless controller = wc xD
Nintendo Control
Ultra Nintendo Entertainment System
Nintendo EON
Nintendo URWii

Sigma, cafe and EON are good. But when you want to say "Let's play some cafe" or "Let's play some Eon" it doesn't sound do nice. And WC is toilet in many countries. (it means water closet or something like this)

 

[andy26129]

Wii Me, because its mine and not for U.

 

[Langin]

Nintendo NeXt
Nintendo ?(Nintendo Sigma)
Nintendo Café
Nintendo [Proto]
Nintendo WC(WC is Toilet in dutch XDXDXD) it means Wireless controller = wc xD
Nintendo Control
Ultra Nintendo Entertainment System
Nintendo EON
Nintendo URWii

Sigma, cafe and EON are good. But when you want to say "Let's play some cafe" or "Let's play some Eon" it doesn't sound do nice. And WC is toilet in many countries. (it means water closet or something like this)

Oh Water Closet cool! 0.o

hmmm

hmmm

Spoiler

iNintendo
NintendoPad
Nintendo Apple don't sue me

The 'i' thing gave me an idea!

Nintendo I or Nintendo i

I stands for one in Greek numbers and Nintendo is still my personal number one ^^

I as in me like I

 

[TripleSMoon]

I stands for one in Greek numbers and Nintendo is still my personal number one ^^

Don't you mean roman numerals?

**EDIT**
grr you beat me, lismati

 

[lismati]

Spoiler

iNintendo
NintendoPad
Nintendo Apple don't sue me

The 'i' thing gave me an idea!

Nintendo I or Nintendo i

I stands for one in Greek numbers and Nintendo is still my personal number one ^^

I as in me like I

 

[Langin]

I stands for one in Greek numbers and Nintendo is still my personal number one ^^

Don't you mean roman numerals?

**EDIT**
grr you beat me, lismati

Woops I meant Roman, sorry ;D

YOU GOT NINJA'D! >=3

 

[Master Mo]

I still think SEGA had the best names...

WiiU is not a bad name and not really a good name, though miles better then anything with a number in it or a Super in its name!

 

[Deleted User]

nintendo pikachu!

 

[KingVamp]

I still think SEGA had the best names...

WiiU is not a bad name and not really a good name, though miles better then anything with a number in it or a Super in its name!

Wii Super (Supeeerrrrr!!!) -> Super (Supeeerrrrr!!!) Wii

Wiitastic? Wiisome? wiifect? Swiit? Wii cool?

:3

 

[Master Mo]

I still think SEGA had the best names...

WiiU is not a bad name and not really a good name, though miles better then anything with a number in it or a Super in its name!

Wii Super (Supeeerrrrr!!!) -> Super (Supeeerrrrr!!!) Wii

Wiitastic? Wiisome? wiifect? Swiit? Wii cool?

:3

Super Wii would be kinda cool though

 

[TripleSMoon]

Super Wii would be kinda cool though

I can hear it now...

*Mario voice*

"Super Nintendo WII-HEE-HEE YOOOO!!!!!"

 

[Etkar.H]

How about going retro? It could be the ''Ultra Nintendo Entertainment System (UNES)''.

Spoiler

 

[clark2k]

Wii Pee, wet'n wild for me!