EDIT: I never watched the show, this post comes from a love of a certain musician, it's nearly direct quotes from the lyrics of a song. Still, I know that both Jerry Springer and the musician deserve discussion, go either way or both ways.
Why? because it's been two years since I got to see cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry, five years since they had the show with the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho. Three years since we heard the tale about the guy who learned his woman was a she-male. They're also always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame. On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame. There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange when he found out that his wife had a sex change. They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly, and have a history of ripping off their shirts.
The problem is that once you start watching, there's just no stopping. Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's dropping. Jerry's the king of confrontation, he's a sensation, he puts the 'sin' in syndication. It's totally worthless, like a bad check or a train wreck, don't want to stare but you can't look away. Like Sally Jesse, Jerry does talk shows but with more weirdos, the ratings jumping higher everyday. If you've seen the show, then you know it's just as low as you can go. The guests are tacky, they're lacking in their hygiene. Pretty soon some ugly goon comes in the room and then it's BOOM in the face of some unsuspecting drag queen.
I'm not sure if this belongs in TV or Music (for those that get it), but discuss either one, they both are prime discussions.
Why? because it's been two years since I got to see cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry, five years since they had the show with the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho. Three years since we heard the tale about the guy who learned his woman was a she-male. They're also always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame. On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame. There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange when he found out that his wife had a sex change. They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly, and have a history of ripping off their shirts.
The problem is that once you start watching, there's just no stopping. Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's dropping. Jerry's the king of confrontation, he's a sensation, he puts the 'sin' in syndication. It's totally worthless, like a bad check or a train wreck, don't want to stare but you can't look away. Like Sally Jesse, Jerry does talk shows but with more weirdos, the ratings jumping higher everyday. If you've seen the show, then you know it's just as low as you can go. The guests are tacky, they're lacking in their hygiene. Pretty soon some ugly goon comes in the room and then it's BOOM in the face of some unsuspecting drag queen.
I'm not sure if this belongs in TV or Music (for those that get it), but discuss either one, they both are prime discussions.
its funny because its an accurate representation of the actual show~
