Gaming Kingdom Hearts - Chain of Memories Retro Review

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How... gangsta'.

That intro hurts my ears. How about instead of repeating yourself as if you're singing with an echo, you all actually take some audio-editing software (Audacity is free) and make the echo? Don't be afraid to use the volume sliders and such... the random loud parts really hurt.

Also, when I watch a review, I don't really care about the reviewer's life story right off the bat. I mean, to me, whoever's talking is a total stranger, and knowing where they're born has nothing-the-fuck to do with the game. It's better if people get to know you all by repeatedly watching your reviews. Also, referencing stuff we can't see just leaves us in the dark.

So 2.5 minutes into the video, and you all finally start talking about the game... do you all know how many people are going to just close the tab/window or press the back button in that time? People are clicking on your video to watch a game review, not listen to you all say "suck my ---" over and over and talk about who was born where.

Honestly, I have no reason to watch the video any further, you've already driven me off three times over.
 
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How... gangsta'.

That intro hurts my ears. How about instead of repeating yourself as if you're singing with an echo, you all actually take some audio-editing software (Audacity is free) and make the echo? Don't be afraid to use the volume sliders and such... the random loud parts really hurt.

Also, when I watch a review, I don't really care about the reviewer's life story right off the bat. I mean, to me, whoever's talking is a total stranger, and knowing where they're born has nothing-the-fuck to do with the game. It's better if people get to know you all by repeatedly watching your reviews. Also, referencing stuff we can't see just leaves us in the dark.

So 2.5 minutes into the video, and you all finally start talking about the game... do you all know how many people are going to just close the tab/window or press the back button in that time? People are clicking on your video to watch a game review, not listen to you all say "suck my ---" over and over and talk about who was born where.

Honestly, I have no reason to watch the video any further, you've already driven me off three times over.

You said it Rydian!

My ears hurt after watching even 10 seconds of this. Do not want.
 

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Even thought this isn't exactly a review I can teach those guys (I know them IRL) how to create a proper review enjoyable in a gbatemp fashion.
 

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