The Culling Of The Cows

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Game name
The Culling Of The Cows
Platform(s)
  • PC (Microsoft Windows)
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Rating
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The Culling Of The Cows summary

The Culling Of The Cows is a side-scrolling shooter / tower defence game. You will take the role of Sammy, a soliloquising schizophrenic farmer with a self prophesied mission to lay waste to the disease spreading over his farm. With his dusty old 12 gauge at his side and god at his back, Sammy isn’t going to be taking too kindly to the infectious chaos of the big city’s leaking its way out into wild country. When all the lunacy started Sammy consulted God on what he should do, and the response was. KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!!!!
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    Will you give me mouth to mouth oxygen if my throat closes?
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    Nah the air can do that
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    Ask @x65943 he's trained for that stuff
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    Kissing random dudes choking in celery? Really? Need to study for that?
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    I could also yank out the rest of my teeth but theirs professionals for that
  • x65943 @ x65943:
    If your throat closes, putting oxygen in your mouth will not solve anything - as you will be introducing oxygen prior to the area of obstruction
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    Just kiss me Kyle.
  • x65943 @ x65943:
    You either need to be intubated to bypass obstruction or create a stoma inferior to the the area of obstruction to survive
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    If I die, tell my momma I won't be carrying Baby Jesus this christmas :sad::cry:
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