Tai Chi Tortoise

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Game name
Tai Chi Tortoise
Platform(s)
  • Commodore C64/128
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10
Rating
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Tai Chi Tortoise summary

Vincent Ratatoui isn't nice - EDAM well stole the world's cheeses, and did a GOUDA job of it, making the world a GRUYERE place. Tai-Chi Tortoise goes EMMENTAL, and sets off to retrieve it all. He must travel CAERPHILY through over 100 screens of platform and ladders action, but he's no BABYBEL, and his martial arts training makes him FETA than most, so it can be done. Plenty of objects must be collected en route, and put to use - things such as a spade and jump shoes. Some of the ledges can be stood on, while others disappear when you stand on them (though they all regenerate if you leave and re-enter the screen)
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  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    I'm an exemplary Christian, shame on you
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    @Skelletonike, And a true pervert.
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  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    :tpi::wub:
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  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    Both things aren't mutually exclusive. :P
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  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    Mhm ;)
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  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    3h left until work finishes, bah
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    link doesn't work
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  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    1H left, such a slow week.
  • Sonic Angel Knight @ Sonic Angel Knight:
    Okay, I had spaghetti :P
  • The Real Jdbye @ The Real Jdbye:
    spaget
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    Hope they made lots of spaget
  • Sonic Angel Knight @ Sonic Angel Knight:
    Chili dog :ninja:
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    Chill dog
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    Chilli dog
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    Damn, I'm loving the new zelda.
  • xtremegamer @ xtremegamer:
    yo
  • xtremegamer @ xtremegamer:
    loving the new zelda, i started a game, it was so fucking good, so i
    am waiting on my friend to get home so we can start a new one together
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    I just dislike that they don't let me choose the voices before the game starts. Happened with botw as well, had to change to japanese and restart.
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    But the important question is can you choose gender
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    Same way you can choose Gerald's gender.
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    *Geralt, damn autocorrect.
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    But can he be trans? Lol
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Zelda transforms into link
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Link I'm not the princess your looking for.... *Pulls a crying game*
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    *skirt up* it's exactly what I always wanted
    K3N1 @ K3N1: *skirt up* it's exactly what I always wanted