Bernie Needs Love

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Fact sheet

Game name
Bernie Needs Love
Platform(s)
  • Linux
  • PC (Microsoft Windows)
Views
59
Rating
N/A / 10

Bernie Needs Love summary

A retro platformer about an old man who collects blue pills amidst urban dangers and bird poop in a desperate effort to reach his girlfriend before he is himself reached by the ever-approaching Grim Reaper.
General chit-chat
Help Users
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    I'm an exemplary Christian, shame on you
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    @Skelletonike, And a true pervert.
     +1
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    :tpi::wub:
     +1
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    Both things aren't mutually exclusive. :P
     +2
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    Mhm ;)
     +1
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    3h left until work finishes, bah
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    link doesn't work
     +2
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    1H left, such a slow week.
  • Sonic Angel Knight @ Sonic Angel Knight:
    Okay, I had spaghetti :P
  • The Real Jdbye @ The Real Jdbye:
    spaget
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    Hope they made lots of spaget
  • Sonic Angel Knight @ Sonic Angel Knight:
    Chili dog :ninja:
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Chill dog
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    Chilli dog
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    Damn, I'm loving the new zelda.
  • xtremegamer @ xtremegamer:
    yo
  • xtremegamer @ xtremegamer:
    loving the new zelda, i started a game, it was so fucking good, so i
    am waiting on my friend to get home so we can start a new one together
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    I just dislike that they don't let me choose the voices before the game starts. Happened with botw as well, had to change to japanese and restart.
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    But the important question is can you choose gender
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    Same way you can choose Gerald's gender.
  • Skelletonike @ Skelletonike:
    *Geralt, damn autocorrect.
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    But can he be trans? Lol
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Zelda transforms into link
  • Psionic Roshambo @ Psionic Roshambo:
    Link I'm not the princess your looking for.... *Pulls a crying game*
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    *skirt up* it's exactly what I always wanted
    K3N1 @ K3N1: *skirt up* it's exactly what I always wanted