‘‘Tis a sad day everyone by Mr. Looigi, Sep 9, 2019 4 Likes 18 Comments

Mr. Looigi As today, today’s the day I retire as a shitposter.
I’m out of the game.

However, I do still have the same jobs I do every single day:
I prevent people from committing suicide,
Develop games,
Starting a YouTube channel,
Con artist,
Tech expert (but I don't know shit compared to people like BSOD about Cemu),
I “adopted” like 40 people,
I’m a professional Speedrunner,
A public entertainer,
Heavy weight lifter (I help people move stuff),
I take care of people’s pools and aquariums,
I help faint hearted people with pets,
I’m raising wonderful garlic bread family,
I’m active in 22 discord servers,
And I’m a hacker,
Plus a retired pirate,
Virtual Therapist,
Masseuse,
Meme machine,
And novice actor

I had a lot of fun being a shitposter, but it’s probably for the best :)
That’s all for today, folks
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18 Comments

  • iwantademo
    iwantademo
    aww man you should follow your heart
    Sep 9, 2019
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  • FAST6191
    FAST6191
    Nobody ever really quits.
    Sep 9, 2019
  • alexander1970
    alexander1970
    Not seriously really,my fellow furball.:)
    Please stay the way you are because that's exactly how we like you.:toot:
    Sep 9, 2019
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  • MicmasH_W
    MicmasH_W
    Is... preventing suicide something you actually do?
    Wow. I wish I could be that supportive but alas... not something I could live with should I fail.
    wait what
    Sep 9, 2019
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  • Mr. Looigi
    Mr. Looigi
    :rofl: Yes I actually do that. I usually help teens, but I’m open to help anyone.
    Sep 9, 2019
  • Extrasklep
    Extrasklep
    Ouch
    Sep 9, 2019
  • Upaluppa
    Upaluppa
    I'm glad you're here Mr. Looigi, as long as you stay around everything's fine. ;)
    It's fun with you around.

    (And no more talk of suicide, please, ok guys?)
    Sep 9, 2019
  • MicmasH_W
    MicmasH_W
    Well, massive respect for you man. It's something that always hurts me when I hear about it. Well, you must be an amazing person to want to put yourself in that position for somebody that you don't even know.

    Sorry Uppa :3
    Sep 9, 2019
  • Upaluppa
    Upaluppa
    @MicmasH_W:
    It's ok buddy, I just get creeped out easily when I read about it, sorry. :)
    Sep 9, 2019
  • MicmasH_W
    MicmasH_W
    I know, I know. It's horrible, why I try to help people out who are depressed, just I'm not qualified to be of much help :(
    Sep 9, 2019
  • Missingphy
    Missingphy
    You’re 19 and you are retiring? Wow I became 15 on September 6th and I still don’t know what do I want to be when I grow up (or if I will grow up eventually)
    Sep 10, 2019
  • Mr. Looigi
    Mr. Looigi
    Heh, it's funny
    Back when I joined the temp, I was just some lonely asshole that made memes.
    Trying to be cool, always thinking "hah, they'll see". Constantly fearing other people judging me.
    Say bye bye to Looigi's importunity.
    If I stayed that way, I would've been waiting for y'all to see for all eternity.
    Now i'm nice, people love me.
    I'm like the SimpleFlips of my own community.
    Now i've realized the power of unity, bringing everyone together to create new opportunity.
    Now I got straight up impunity and immunity.
    Sep 10, 2019
  • alexander1970
    alexander1970
    ...and your Posts too,fellow Furball.:)
    Sep 10, 2019
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  • DBlaze
    DBlaze
    Go easy on the catnip there buddy
    Sep 10, 2019
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  • Budsixz
    Budsixz
    well not committing suicide yourself counts as suicide prevention I guess
    Sep 10, 2019
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  • Silent_Gunner
    Silent_Gunner
    @Missingphy Here's some life advice for ya': figure out what you want to be in high school, and make some long-lasting friendships, if not a full-on relationship. I'm dead serious. The more people you know, the more paths will open up in life, and the more thought about what you'd like to be you give thought to, the more time you have to think about pursuing that interest and trying to make a career out of it. All I did was play video games and use all the money I could get my hands on said video games in high school and even into college until after I got my associate's I decided to, in desperation for any income I could find, get a job in retail that I'm still working, but with my associate's in CS that I decided to switch to at the last minute in junior college just to get a degree from an accredited college (trust me, my parents are ashamed of the colleges they went to due to them being for the fundamentalist Baptist bubble only, and how the jobs they got had them being unable to work for more than minimum wage until they both had to eventually get work outside of the church to make ends meet), not to mention my lack of experience with programming and yours truly wanting more experience in something a little more hands-on as opposed to dealing with the complexities of writing code, well...what are my options? Especially in a state like Illinois which is going to shit with minimum wage laws, more taxes, and the like because the governor wants to line his pockets with more money for nothing! Not to mention a city like Rockford!

    If your parents are controlling assholes like mine that want me to go to the churches which have done nothing for them as far as I'm concerned other than abuse them and force them to move to several locations throughout the nation with my older brothers because of one pastor not wanting to step down because his son had premarital sex with a girl and got her pregnant, or because of issues with racist church leadership that pissed the fuck out of my dad, or the list of many other problems, move out ASAP. Don't accept any offers of help from them, as they'll use it to lord over you. Just move out, and pick yourself up by your own bootstraps and make your own success independent of them. It's your life, of which you only have one of unlike in platformers, and you don't want to spend your youthful years in misery like mine have been up to this point.

    As for Mr. Looigi, take this advice to heart in the future. There's a whole world out there beyond what you see here on the interwebs. I remember when #Gamergate was in full swing 5 years ago, and saw how it just eventually lead to Trump becoming president of the US in this weird sort of cultural shift where a lot of nerds/geeks/gamers who, in my experience with the ones I saw online, I thought were all for socialism and the things that they think it will bring to their lives and those they care about. I was on Youtube when the videos in 2016/2017 were in full swing about Jordan Peterson/Ben Shapiro/*insert Christian philosopher/individual(s) respected by people like my parents* ABSOLUTELY CRUSHING LIBERALS IN AN EPIC WAR BATTLE WITH FACTS AND LOGIC LIKE A MAD DAWG OF A THUG WITH A LIFE, YO!

    While all of this was going on, I was always wondering why in the high school I went to (which thankfully wasn't in the Rockford school district) wasn't the den of Satanic sex rituals that the IFB church my parents painted it as. At around age 18, I began to question my upbringing and the system(s) that supported them. I went through all of the evidence the IFB claimed to support their being the "One Way to Heaven as intended by the first century church which wasn't Catholic." To say I saw my worldview destroyed would be quite an understatement. The problem has been trying to stay honest with my parents without saying or doing something that'd have them kick me out of the house or try to control my life by sending me to their list of IFB-approved colleges like they did with one of my older brothers when he was questioning the faith.

    I guess my point is, at this stage in life, the world's all open to you as long as you have the means to travel and do other things within it, and to not let others keep you from that. If anything, find others who are passionate about the things you want to do and find some companionship there! Hell, maybe even meet up with some Tempers here if life takes you in their direction! I wish I could hang out with everyone on Friday nights, but unfortunately, my retail job keeps me from doing so!
    Sep 10, 2019
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  • Upaluppa
    Upaluppa
    Shoutouts to Mr. LooigiFlips! ;)


    @MicmasH_W:
    Talking to you is always fun and makes me feel better so I'd say you're doing a pretty good job at cheering people up. <3
    Sep 10, 2019
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