Sono *throws up due to the long-lasting high frequency noise*

We have a neighbor (who not even the police seems to be able to track down due to the accoustics of the houses) who has an instrument which they use to give out monotone notes for a very long period of time, causing migraine and actually throwing up. I wake up every day for this, and that is another reason I'm sick and weak the whole day.

Most people (including me) have the best option of notifying these neighbors by banging on the wall really hard and fast. There is just one problem with it: the renter told us not to damage the walls. Even though the walls are like 20-40cm thick, they are so shitty that they let all noise through. So I had to find a good alternative for this problem.

Screaming is ineffective because the high pitched noise is a lot louder than you can scream, so it's less than functional. Hitting a frying pan is not an option because it destroys the frying pan. Using a phone or a loudspeaker also doesn't work due to these walls having this retarded sound characteristics of only allowing annoying sounds through, so good quality speakers wouldn't work. And cheap shitty phone speakers aren't loud enough.

I once accidently fell over in the desk's leg while carrying a 1.5L of full cola bottle, and while falling over I "put" the full bottle a bit too hard on the desk, causing an explosion-like sound with all the shit on my desk. So I figured out, what I had to do is first remove all HDD-like objects from my desk to prevent the head colliding into the magnet disk from the retraction. Then take the 1.5L cola bottle (because they are stronger than regular bottles, less risk of splashing the bottle on the table) full of water, and bang the bottom side of the bottle really hard and fast on the table where the strongest leg is, and it'll create a nice loud noise, along with the stuff on your table colliding with the table again due to the bouncy properties of your desk/floor.

Fun fact: the floor is so shit that I can feel on the floor when I'm typing on the keyboard, so hitting the cola bottle into the desk would be definitely feel-able by most neighbors. Luckily this mofo also hears it. Sadly they are a mofo, so they only stop for a few seconds before continuing. :cry::gun:

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