Hello, I am here to talk about ass. I've explained this time and time again, the argument of boobs vs ass must be explored more deeply than a simple comparison of preference. It needs to be broken down further. Let me explain.
Boobs and butts are both secondary sexual characteristics. Boobs, in so far as natural growth, are like penises: The size you get is the size you are stuck with, barring medical enhancement. Similarly, a nice ass is primarily the product of the waist-hip ratio, as well as muscle size, the latter of which can be improved to a reasonable extent.
Now the question is this: In terms of bare necessities, being, if you had to choose between a girl with no tits and a perfect ass, or no ass and perfect tits, what would you choose? Think about that for a second. It is an undeniable fact that while there are certain groups within the male population that appreciate and even exclusively seek flat chested women, can the same be said about pancake asses? Does a man ever really PREFER a woman with no ass and the lower body of a rectangle? I would strongly deny any such statement. However, if we reframe the question as: which body part has the highest marginal gains in sexual appeal, and by that I mean, if you were to be guaranteed an average ass but extraordinary breasts, or an extraordinary ass but average breasts, which has the highest potential for sum total sexual appeal? It gets trickier. Obviously, an average ass is just fine. It gets the job done, it exists, and to an extent it satisfies a baseline need. As an ass reaches towards a platonic ideal, I am of the belief that it caps fairly quickly. There is no nipple, no axial tilt, no significant cleavage variance.
With the breasts, the story changes quite significantly. There are so many more factors at play. Size of the nipple, height of the nipple, ratio of nipple size to areola, perkiness of the breasts, height of the breasts, and so much more. Therefore, I believe that the platonic ideal of the breast is of much greater marginal value as it approaches perfection, compared to the perfect ass.
Eating ass according to The New York Times will in fact reduce your risk for lung cancer by 30% this is because of the natural antioxidants found in the delecious crusty ring that forms around the anus
Eating ass is a signal of dominance among primates, in fact the redness of as baboons rectum is too attract other primates to eat it's asshole out not doing so is a sign of weakness
Eating as for 10 minutes a day will give you nearly 100% of your daily vitamin intake From vitamin A-E the natural nutrients provided by sweat, flakes and fecal matter around an anus will be more than enough
*Facts according to NAEA (national ass eating association)