grey72 So my really really old grandad, who is was (and technically still is) a merchant is a crazy old comic book villain.

Nigga almost signed over his fucking prime locality house to his fucking caretaker because he feels for her or some gross shit like that

Now, he's lived his life, his over 90 and is completely fucked in the head and so enjoys playing with us by promising to move out of his shitty (but still prime locality) house in with us to a very nice shiny new home, agreeing to and backing out of the deal like five times in the last month itself. really stressful shit but I'd be lying if it weren't also extremely funny

I dunno why I'm posting this, probably because my home is falling apart for this fucking Saturday morning cartoon villain and it's steadily knocking chunks off my sanity (probably the reason I find it funny) and I can't really tell this shit to anyone and need to get my rocks off or some shit

I am MOST DEFINITELY killing myself on my 65th birthday, I honestly prefer death over living a complete madman

Is this gonna be a series? - its probably gonna be a series, I'd be surprised if this is the last thing he fucks up. Send help. Chary's dad who?

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