I had to do this after watching "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" (1966) and being delighted of how good it was, i decided to rewatch "Grinch" (2018). I wasn't good. Like all Illumination movies except "Despicable Me" (2010). This is basically a parody of "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" from "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" (1966).
You're a mean one, Mr Illumination,
You really are a heel
You're as funny as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr Illumination,
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of money
You got greed on your soul
I wouldn't touch your movies
With a 39 and a half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Mr Illumination
You have Minions on your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a Johnny Test episode
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take a Johnny Test episode!
You're a foul one, Mr Illumination!
You're a nasty, wasky animation studio!
Your heart is full of bad movies
Your soul is full of greed
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You're a rotter, Mr Illumination
You're the king of bad movies
Your heart's a dead minion
Splotched with moldy, yellow spots
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr Illumination!
With a nauseous super naus!
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