• I had to do this after watching "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" (1966) and being delighted of how good it was, i decided to rewatch "Grinch" (2018). I wasn't good. Like all Illumination movies except "Despicable Me" (2010). This is basically a parody of "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" from "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" (1966).

    You're a mean one, Mr Illumination,
    You really are a heel
    You're as funny as a cactus
    You're as charming as an eel
    Mr Illumination!
    You're a bad banana
    With a greasy black peel!

    You're a monster, Mr Illumination,
    Your heart's an empty hole
    Your brain is full of money
    You got greed on your soul
    Mr Illumination
    I wouldn't touch your movies
    With a 39 and a half foot pole!

    You're a vile one, Mr Illumination
    You have Minions on your smile
    You have all the tender sweetness
    Of a Johnny Test episode
    Mr Illumination
    Given the choice between the two of you
    I'd take a Johnny Test episode!

    You're a foul one, Mr Illumination!
    You're a nasty, wasky animation studio!
    Your heart is full of bad movies
    Your soul is full of greed
    Mr Illumination!
    The three words that best describe you
    Are as follows, and I quote
    "Stink, stank, stunk!"

    You're a rotter, Mr Illumination
    You're the king of bad movies
    Your heart's a dead minion
    Splotched with moldy, yellow spots
    Mr Illumination
    Your soul is an apalling dump-heap
    Overflowing with the most disgraceful
    Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
    Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!

    You nauseate me, Mr Illumination!
    With a nauseous super naus!

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