I feel so sexy

AlanJohn By AlanJohn, Sep 12, 2011 37 1

  • Today after school I was driving home.
    I then saw a hot brunette with a lollipop, she looked at me.
    Then she smiled, which made her even sexier...
    It wasn't just a simple smile, it was like "I want you inside me" sexy smile. :creep:

    Well, thats all. Now I must continue my life as a 12 year-old loser that will probably never have a girlfriend...
    :sad:
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    37 Comments

  • BoxmanWTF
    BoxmanWTF
    :creep: I feel funny...
    Sep 12, 2011
  • thela_kid
    thela_kid
    xD epic blog
    Sep 12, 2011
  • SinHarvest24
    SinHarvest24
    She was probably a prostitute.
    Sep 12, 2011
  • ThePowerOutage
    ThePowerOutage
    NVM, actually read the full blog
    Sep 12, 2011
  • raulpica
    raulpica
    In Ukraine you drive cars at 12?
    Sep 12, 2011
  • Depravo
    Depravo
    Hot brunette with a lollipop?

    [​IMG]
    Sep 12, 2011
  • wasim
    wasim
    [quote name='Depravo' post='3882604' date='Sep 12 2011, 08:33 PM']Hot brunette with a lollipop?

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    [/quote]
    :rofl2:


    i feel sorry for that brunette :unsure:
    Sep 12, 2011
  • Vulpes Abnocto
    Vulpes Abnocto
    "12 year old" driving?

    [​IMG]
    Sep 12, 2011
  • Paarish
    Paarish
    Are you sure she was smiling?
    She was probably wincing at you :tpi:
    Sep 12, 2011
  • SamAsh07
    SamAsh07
    Loool you troll xD
    Sep 12, 2011
  • Jockel
    Jockel
    Well that's awkward.
    Quick Starfox, play me off!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztRBs3riPsA
    Sep 12, 2011
  • Devante
    Devante
    According to this site, the legal driving age in Ukraine is 18. link
    Something smells fishy!

    P.S. 12 year olds talking about being sexy and others being sexy? This world is F'ed.
    Sep 12, 2011
  • kyrodon
    kyrodon
    [quote name='Jockel' post='3882838' date='Sep 12 2011, 08:05 PM']Well that's awkward.
    Quick Starfox, play me off!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztRBs3riPsA[/quote]


    Star Fox?

    [​IMG]
    Sep 12, 2011
  • tagzard
    tagzard
    Ok. Seems legit.


    E.O.F
    Sep 12, 2011
  • T.Kuranari
    T.Kuranari
    Why are you guys thinking he was driving a car? He most likely rode a bike or was in a bus or something. Yes he said "driving home", but english is obviously not his native language.
    Sep 12, 2011
  • Vulpes Abnocto
    Vulpes Abnocto
    Why are you taking anything AJ says seriously?
    Sep 12, 2011
  • Maz7006
    Maz7006
    [​IMG]
    Sep 12, 2011
  • AlanJohn
    AlanJohn
    I was driving the bus.
    Sorry, my english is sucks.
    Oh, and you can drive special cars here with stickers if you don't have a licence. They cant go over 50 km/h and ukrainian drivers must be 3-2 m's near the specialised car.

    And why the f*ck is there "meet real guys" ad here?
    Sep 12, 2011
  • kyrodon
    kyrodon
    [quote name='Alan John' post='3882967' date='Sep 12 2011, 09:24 PM']And why the f*ck is there "meet real guys" ad here?[/quote]

    For my benefit.
    Sep 12, 2011
  • SamAsh07
    SamAsh07
    [quote name='Alan John' post='3882967' date='Sep 12 2011, 11:24 PM']I was driving the bus.
    Sorry, my english is sucks.
    Oh, and you can drive special cars here with stickers if you don't have a licence. They cant go over 50 km/h and ukrainian drivers must be 3-2 m's near the specialised car.

    And why the f*ck is there "meet real guys" ad here?[/quote]
    Cuz my son, I heard you liek real guys.
    Sep 12, 2011
  • _Chaz_
    _Chaz_
    Cute blog...
    Sep 12, 2011
  • machomuu
    machomuu
    Kids these days grow up so fast.
    Sep 12, 2011
  • AceWarhead
    AceWarhead
    Shudda got her number....
    Sep 13, 2011
  • Terminator02
    Terminator02
    Fast these kids grow up so days.

    Edit: why must i be ninja'd
    Sep 13, 2011
  • Gahars
    Gahars
    That's no lady...
    Sep 13, 2011
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