My good friend Jill is suffering with Lupus, and almost all of her bones are broken. She has been bed ridden for like 6 months.
Recently, Jill asked her friends on Facebook to Send her 17 year old son some gifts for christmas because she doesn't have the ability to do anything herself. The good friend that I am, I decided that I would like to do something, but I want it to be fun. I told myself that I will buy 3 items, no more, no less. I pondered it for a few minutes and then I came up with this selection of items.
Mansize Kleenex Tissues
KY Warning Person Lubricant
An Inflatable and Fuckable Party Sheep Sex Doll
Unfortunately, all these items got shipped separately and one is not even expected to ship until January 10th.
I received the following texts today.
When I read what she wrote, I was in the food court of the mall, and I was laughing my ass off.
And that folks is how you made someone feel better.
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