I guess it's time for me to finally open up to the world.
I am helisexual. What is that, you say?
Well, I am sexually attracted to Attack Helicopters.
And I mean, DAMN, have you seen those things?
Warning: Spoilers inside!
There's something about those blades that simply turns me on.
I hope I am not alone and there are more people out there who share the same feeling as I do.
In all seriousness
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