Announcing the latest in innovative cryptocurrency: Mewcoin (MEW)! Cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin (BTC), Etherium (ETH), etc. have become huge jokes and the laughingstock of the internet as of late, and they have also become one of the primary targets for scams and ponzi schemes *cough* Bitconnect *cough*. This has given a bad name to the cryptocurrency scene as a whole. Mewcoin, however, wishes to change that. Mewcoin is fueled entirely through community interaction and participation (more on that later!). Mewcoin is by far the most secure cryptocurrency in the world, as all of your data is encrypted and stored on our secure servers, each of which we make regular backups of so you don't have to worry about losing your Mewcoins. Mewcoin is cross-platform, and is available on Windows, Mac OS X, Linux, Android, iOS, ToasterOS, and any other OS available! As a limited time offer, for early adopters of Mewcoin, we will be giving the first 1,000 users who sign up and use promo code GBAtemp 1,000 Mewcoins, no questions asked!
1. Go to the link below and download the latest Mewcoin Wallet™ build for your platform.
2. Run the installer.
3. Find Mew under the truck, and catch it in a Poké Ball.
4. Throw your toaster out the window.
5. Get a new toaster because you just fucking threw yours out the window.
6. Replace the window.
7. Throw your toaster out the window again.
8. Set the toaster on fire.
What are you waiting for? Start your journey with Mewcoin today!
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