Of all the ??? so song things over the years, many of which have quite deliberately been awful (the closest I ever came to any restraint was one time avoiding posting the Mike Flowers Wonderwall cover) it is Agadoo that gets me?
But if we are going from potential/theoretical violence to loving then
He is very cold as he is out in the streets with nowhere to sleep. Also he is beginning to stink a little due to not being able to wash. And some bastard attacked him in the night and tried to chop him up and put him on a pizza