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mattytrog
Why don`t women with long nails get shit under them from going through the toilet roll?
 
Uiaad
@Noctosphere I plan on living a long time, almost made it to 36 so who knows * shrugs * but if you talking how long to guinea pigs live its around 5-8 years.

@Skittyusedcovet Yes that is Max, he is one part of a pair of boys I have with the other being Paddy

@JellyPerson - how about you suck these nuts

@mattytrog because as we all should know women don't shit - i thought this was common knowledge
 
Skittyusedcovet
@uiaad I can confirm as a women we do poop. Im sorry I ruined your dreams.

Your guinea pig is adorable.

Edit: @Noctosphere We do fart as well. We just dont like to admit it in public.
 

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