Yami Entry no.5

here's a story that I had posted on my town board at 3am when no villagers were awake in acnl:

One day Yami looked at cherry and thought, "Damn, she would look good covered in whipped cream." he continued to think about cherry pie until his thoughts were broken by the obsession to look at joey's bread box collection. Yami contacted the gods (I edited) to turn his furniture into bread boxes. he wanted to see all the bread that duck had stored for the winter... little did Yami know, joey bathes in bread crumbs... kidd walked into his house thinking he overslept but, kidd found joey rubbing bread crumbs all over himself and speaking dirty words in duck speak. Yami questioned what duck speak was in Yami's late night chat with kidd... kidd was petrified by the ducks obsession. he backed away slowly like what Yami is imaging cherry is doing as she reads this board wondering if her fashion choice reflected reflected how crazy yami's story was or if her mayor was just plain weird... the villagers will never know what was under this jesters mask and as long as yami keeps being a rich mayor that stays in commando, he will be as mysterious as he wants to be...

-qoutes- "don't eat fuzzy pickles unless you want to be compaired to a rainbow"-yami

"don't let your beams be dreams, just shoot it! don't let your reload time stop you, JUST SHOOT IT! DON'T LET ITS NIPPLES BE COVERED IN BUTTER, JUST SHOOT IT"-yami

"I didn't mean the nude kind of commando" -sgt. T3T

"a cake for a cake will make you full" -prof. whatchatuya

chuck norris wears you for Halloween and as a condom... T3T

Check page 1 to see how Yami's brain orgy started but, if you read this without saying what the fuck, you failed to explode your brain juices... use weed or shroomz and read it again

check out pg 1 before reading any other pages....

Comments

@Lucar you know I was just joking around right??? it was 4 am when I wrote this on my acnl town board and I thought it deserved to be shared.. lol
 

Blog entry information

Author
DarkRioru
Views
178
Comments
8
Last update

More entries in Personal Blogs

More entries from DarkRioru

General chit-chat
Help Users
    K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2: Hitler would've made a decent a rapper