Who I am.

Some of you may wonder "Who the hell is Dudeonline?"

Well, let me tell you. My name is Daniel, i'm 26 going on 16, I still love video games. I'm Bi-polar, ADHD, and I have anger issues. I'm married to my wife Jennifer, she is also 26. I live in Las Vegas, and before that I lived with my crazy mother in Texas, to care for my father. For reasons I will not disclose here, I cannot hold a steady job, so I am a house husband. My wife works in medical billing and coding. My mother lives with me now, and she pays me rent, but I wouldn't throw her out even if she didn't. I have more of a relationship with my wife's side of the family than I ever did my own.

I pirate everything. Music, movies, games, you name it, I have it, or I can get it. I have a $30,000 piece of pirated software sitting on my HDD, just because I can. I love retro games, but I can only play any given game for an hour or less, making RPGs pretty much impossible unless they really get my attention.

If you knew me in real life, you wouldn't guess that i'm a Video Game/computer nerd. You also would never guess that I have my CCNA, CCNP, MCSE, and A+ certifications. I am a closet anime freak, I love sushi, but that's about how far my Japanophilia goes. I troll on /v/ just for shits and giggles. I have been a hand in about 30 or so Wii and DS scene releases.

I have never hit a woman. I can drink until I puke, and then drink some more, but I will never pass out, and I will always remember everything. I smoke weed on occasion, but that will come to a halt once my child is born. (30 days)

Um....Thats about it for now :)

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Please to meet you dude(online)! *shakes hand*

I know we've already spoken loads, but I thought it was a reasonable pun so I posted damnit!
 
Wow, this explains alot.

Child!?! you go boy :P

Married, you go girl :ha:

Nice to meetcha

Now i want to make one of these, maybe tomorrow?
 
[quote name='flameiguana' post='2862377' date='May 26 2010, 05:14 AM']Who the hell is Nabeshin?[/quote]

That's my evil twin.
 
[quote name='Gore' post='2862388' date='May 26 2010, 05:20 AM']what piece of software is 30,000 dollars[/quote]

CryENGINE :yayps3:
 
[quote name='ProtoKun7' post='2867714' date='May 27 2010, 11:25 PM']If you sign out will your username change? :unsure:[/quote]

Yes, but I'm always online so that's not possible... :creep:
 
[quote name='ProtoKun7' post='2869121' date='May 28 2010, 04:06 PM']You're offline now. :ha:[/quote]

Twas just a figment of your imagination.
 
[quote name='dudeonline' post='2869329' date='May 29 2010, 12:06 AM'][quote name='ProtoKun7' post='2869121' date='May 28 2010, 04:06 PM']You're offline now. :ha:[/quote]

Twas just a figment of your imagination.
[/quote]
you're not online anymore again. :unsure:
 
Liar you are off and 25 on your profile or perhaps you leave because the baby is born ? Or someone HK the $30K computer ? Or it is just Normmatt's wifi revenge ?

Keep it up the waiting period is hard but this will change your life and your mind forever ;-)
 

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