Too sexy for my shirt

What the title says. I'm one sexy motherfucker, and I don't care who knows it.

But I cheered up a lot since yesterday, in large part because of the videos my girlfriend and I made (check the herp a derp thread in eof).

Only had psych (and work) today, but it was like...orientation day at my college, so free food. Unfortunately it was exclusively meat. Also everyone took all the regular drinks so all that was left was diet pepsi. Blah.

So we went to taco berru, as the japanese peeps would say. Kinda. ...sssshhhh.

Back to how sexy I am though, I'm pretty close to pickin up some really cute chick in my psych class. Trouble is we have nothing in common and all I want to do is bang her. Good thing I'm a damn good salesman.

Later, homies!

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[quote name='monkat' post='3121703' date='Sep 15 2010, 06:29 PM']What the title says. I'm one sexy motherfucker, and I don't care who knows it.

But I cheered up a lot since yesterday, in large part because of the videos my girlfriend and I made (check the herp a derp thread in eof).

Only had psych (and work) today, but it was like...orientation day at my college, so free food. Unfortunately it was exclusively meat. Also everyone took all the regular drinks so all that was left was diet pepsi. Blah.

So we went to taco berru, as the japanese peeps would say. Kinda. ...sssshhhh.

Back to how sexy I am though, I'm pretty close to pickin up some really cute chick in my psych class. Trouble is we have nothing in common and all I want to do is bang her. Good thing I'm a damn good salesman.

Later, homies![/quote]
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[▲▲▼▼◄►◄►B A select start] - er.
 
[quote name='_Chaz_' post='3121734' date='Sep 15 2010, 11:36 PM'][▲▲▼▼◄►◄►B A start] - er.[/quote]

fix'd! :)
 
I accidentally clicked your contact card and. well. IT CANT BE UNSEENZ! (sexy though)

*also, your sig. it speaks of the truth.
 
After all these years, I finally found why I could not get that code to work...


Unfortunately, I have already beaten Contra without it.
 
[quote name='_Chaz_' post='3121734' date='Sep 15 2010, 06:36 PM'][▲▲▼▼◄►◄►B A select start] - er.[/quote]
If you're saying I'm cheating on my gf, I'm not, and if you're saying I'm cheating at life, I'm not. It was the right decision for both of us, and imo, most couples.

[quote name='Chaosruler' post='3121749' date='Sep 15 2010, 06:42 PM']Virginia..... says it all[/quote]

I'm from wisconsin, just recently moved here. And virginia is about as puritan as you can get imo - were not allowed to buy liquor from anyone but the gummint. There is very little "loving" going on in the state for lovers.


And to whoever posted about my pic, inorite? I'm so god damn hot.
 
You're skinny, I could praticilly blow you off
but you are a salesman, go ask her out, go away, walk with your gf, walk near her and enjoy your moments
 
[quote name='Chaosruler' post='3121792' date='Sep 15 2010, 11:54 PM']I could praticilly blow you off[/quote]

I bet you could. :creep:
 
[quote name='Chaosruler' post='3121792' date='Sep 15 2010, 06:54 PM']You're skinny, I could praticilly blow you off
but you are a salesman, go ask her out, go away, walk with your gf, walk near her and enjoy your moments[/quote]
Wait... what?
 
[quote name='Chaosruler' post='3121792' date='Sep 15 2010, 06:54 PM']You're skinny, I could praticilly blow you off
but you are a salesman, go ask her out, go away, walk with your gf, walk near her and enjoy your moments[/quote]

Haha, I said I was sexy, not muscular - big big difference, mate.
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3121813' date='Sep 15 2010, 07:00 PM'][quote name='Chaosruler' post='3121792' date='Sep 15 2010, 06:54 PM']You're skinny, I could praticilly blow you off
but you are a salesman, go ask her out, go away, walk with your gf, walk near her and enjoy your moments[/quote]

Haha, I said I was sexy, not muscular - big big difference, mate.
[/quote]
Actually, not so much (to some).
 
Yeah, what I'm saying is that having big muscles to a girl is not the equivalent to big tits to a guy.
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3121831' date='Sep 15 2010, 07:06 PM']Yeah, what I'm saying is that having big muscles to a girl is not the equivalent to big tits to a guy.[/quote]
Actually, I'm not a fan of abnormally large breasts.
 
[quote name='_Chaz_' post='3121835' date='Sep 15 2010, 07:08 PM'][quote name='monkat' post='3121831' date='Sep 15 2010, 07:06 PM']Yeah, what I'm saying is that having big muscles to a girl is not the equivalent to big tits to a guy.[/quote]
Actually, I'm not a fan of abnormally large breasts.
[/quote]

Nor am I, honestly, but my point remains valid
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3121908' date='Sep 15 2010, 07:24 PM'][quote name='_Chaz_' post='3121835' date='Sep 15 2010, 07:08 PM'][quote name='monkat' post='3121831' date='Sep 15 2010, 07:06 PM']Yeah, what I'm saying is that having big muscles to a girl is not the equivalent to big tits to a guy.[/quote]
Actually, I'm not a fan of abnormally large breasts.
[/quote]

Nor am I, honestly, but my point remains valid
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