I tried to make a video where I review a game with a 2-minute time limit and actual commentary, but I realised that my pronunciation is so bad, I can't bear listening to it over and over in the editing phase.
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Here, have this nice overlay I made for it. You can use it if you want. pic.twitter.com/qQXXbpKFZl
I can't really say much more about it, nor am I in the mood to. The game would've been Rayman Origins by the way.
Er, IDK, here's the script if you want to read it.
Rayman Origins is a game with one of the stupidest plots in gaming history. Rayman & co. are doing nothing loudly enough to anger the underworld and release Hell on Earth. That’s it, basically.
The game consists of 10 worlds and a bonus level. We’ve got cliché grass, windy desert, icy food, wet water, monks in the mountains, and difficulty spike. You may have noticed that I didn’t, in fact, just utter ten worlds. That’s because when you first arrive to the last world, you get kicked out, told that the kings of the worlds have been corrupted and that you need to beat the crap out of them to heal them.
Hearing this unlocks four new worlds, branching out of the previous ones. These are forest-but-sometimes-underground, sky-above-windy-desert, Hell’s Kitchen, and childhood nightmares.
When you defeat every king, they help open up a portal for you that takes you away a bit to a flying level… oh yeah, this game has those… and apparently Bzzit couldn’t fly us there instead of having to take on the kings and go by the portal.
Anyway, at the end of the last world, you blow up the bad guy who… apparently started existing at some point of the story and has nothing to do with the scene we saw in the intro.
The game controls well. You only have three buttons to worry about apart from the D-Pad: run, jump, and punch. You have three levels of punch: regular, long, and fuck you. The punch button can be used in all sorts of combinations depending on if you’re holding a direction or your current position, so you can really screw enemies up with a good combo. You can also glide indefinitely using your hair by holding down the jump button mid-air. If the bottom of a wall is curved, you can run up it.
The game is fun, the levels are creative, and the artstyle looks amazing, so I’ll give this game a 4/5--
The game consists of 10 worlds and a bonus level. We’ve got cliché grass, windy desert, icy food, wet water, monks in the mountains, and difficulty spike. You may have noticed that I didn’t, in fact, just utter ten worlds. That’s because when you first arrive to the last world, you get kicked out, told that the kings of the worlds have been corrupted and that you need to beat the crap out of them to heal them.
Hearing this unlocks four new worlds, branching out of the previous ones. These are forest-but-sometimes-underground, sky-above-windy-desert, Hell’s Kitchen, and childhood nightmares.
When you defeat every king, they help open up a portal for you that takes you away a bit to a flying level… oh yeah, this game has those… and apparently Bzzit couldn’t fly us there instead of having to take on the kings and go by the portal.
Anyway, at the end of the last world, you blow up the bad guy who… apparently started existing at some point of the story and has nothing to do with the scene we saw in the intro.
The game controls well. You only have three buttons to worry about apart from the D-Pad: run, jump, and punch. You have three levels of punch: regular, long, and fuck you. The punch button can be used in all sorts of combinations depending on if you’re holding a direction or your current position, so you can really screw enemies up with a good combo. You can also glide indefinitely using your hair by holding down the jump button mid-air. If the bottom of a wall is curved, you can run up it.
The game is fun, the levels are creative, and the artstyle looks amazing, so I’ll give this game a 4/5--
