[Remember, this is The Edge of the Forum. None of this should be taken as a suggestion or encouragement.]
We've all read TrolleyDaves Guide To GBAtemp Behaviour, and most of us agree on most of the points. One point we all agree on is that it would be nice to be able to find all the people who stubbornly and persistently act directly opposite to the guidelines offered in Trolley's post; find them, and smack them upside the head. We all agree it would be nice to have enough money to travel around the world and go Jay and Silent Bob on the irritating little twerps' asses, sadly, most of us still can not.
So I have a proposition to make. There are TEMPers all over the world. Hidden in plain sight. One may be behind you as you're reading this. Turn around and noone's there, but do you dare look back at the screen, dreading every noise, every sound... or absence thereof, indicating a body standing perfectly still, right behind you...? But I digress. Anyhow. There are a lot of us, all over the place. Among us, we cover a lot of ground. Together, we can do a lot.
That's why I am here to talk to you about the Trolley Initiative.
Whenever we locate one wretched irksome keyboard monkeys, a TEMPer and member of the Trolley Initiative within walking/public transportation distance would go over to his place and give him a ding upside the ear.
Nothing drastic, just a little smack. Just a reminder. Don't think you're safe just because Trolley himself can't afford to fly to Uruguay.
By the time the troll recovers from the initial shock, the TEMPer will be well away.
So, what do you say? Now, of course I'll offer my help. I have a fellow TEMPer living in my vicinity, Toni Plutonij. So if he ever starts acting up, I'll be right over and I'll be all like "Toni. You gadda understand, Toni. It's about respect. Nothing personal, Toni. Business is business. And in dis business, i's all about respect, Toni. Trolley says hello". And then I'mma give'em a ding 'round the ol' earhole. And maybe leave a dead frog on his pillow.
Or vice versa, of course.
So, who's with me? :yayds:
We've all read TrolleyDaves Guide To GBAtemp Behaviour, and most of us agree on most of the points. One point we all agree on is that it would be nice to be able to find all the people who stubbornly and persistently act directly opposite to the guidelines offered in Trolley's post; find them, and smack them upside the head. We all agree it would be nice to have enough money to travel around the world and go Jay and Silent Bob on the irritating little twerps' asses, sadly, most of us still can not.
So I have a proposition to make. There are TEMPers all over the world. Hidden in plain sight. One may be behind you as you're reading this. Turn around and noone's there, but do you dare look back at the screen, dreading every noise, every sound... or absence thereof, indicating a body standing perfectly still, right behind you...? But I digress. Anyhow. There are a lot of us, all over the place. Among us, we cover a lot of ground. Together, we can do a lot.
That's why I am here to talk to you about the Trolley Initiative.
Whenever we locate one wretched irksome keyboard monkeys, a TEMPer and member of the Trolley Initiative within walking/public transportation distance would go over to his place and give him a ding upside the ear.
Nothing drastic, just a little smack. Just a reminder. Don't think you're safe just because Trolley himself can't afford to fly to Uruguay.
By the time the troll recovers from the initial shock, the TEMPer will be well away.
So, what do you say? Now, of course I'll offer my help. I have a fellow TEMPer living in my vicinity, Toni Plutonij. So if he ever starts acting up, I'll be right over and I'll be all like "Toni. You gadda understand, Toni. It's about respect. Nothing personal, Toni. Business is business. And in dis business, i's all about respect, Toni. Trolley says hello". And then I'mma give'em a ding 'round the ol' earhole. And maybe leave a dead frog on his pillow.
Or vice versa, of course.
So, who's with me? :yayds:
