The never ending story continues...well I guess it'll end when I die 
. In retrospect the story is kind of boring...not worth telling. See? This is why blogs are stupid, anyway here goes..
Well time for work...she'll be there, guess I'll just pull the leaver and switch into plutonic mode....yep. Ever met a girl...when you look into her eyes all you want is to kiss her? Yeah times like that I just get angry at my own weakness...you know? Master of your domain and all that, times like those I just wish I could have an out of body experience and give myself a hi-kick to the head to snap me back to reality. If I were a cartoon character I'd probably have hearts floating around me . I wonder if I have a stupid expression on my face while I'm all..
Yep, that's quite the nuisance. The solution? Finish constructing my whore-bot 9000
img] smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/12/19/chinabot1_narrowweb__300x431,0.jpg [img
Then women will be obsolete, and with my mind free of the hold womenz have on me I can devote myself full time to inventing something like....the flying car or edible clothes, you know? So at the end of the day you can eat your clothes and that way you don't have to do laundry. You could just unwrap a new set from like a giant fruit roll-up thing, yeah it's brilliant I know, but sadly at this rate you'll have to wait for inventions as awesome as those.
. In retrospect the story is kind of boring...not worth telling. See? This is why blogs are stupid, anyway here goes..Well time for work...she'll be there, guess I'll just pull the leaver and switch into plutonic mode....yep. Ever met a girl...when you look into her eyes all you want is to kiss her? Yeah times like that I just get angry at my own weakness...you know? Master of your domain and all that, times like those I just wish I could have an out of body experience and give myself a hi-kick to the head to snap me back to reality. If I were a cartoon character I'd probably have hearts floating around me . I wonder if I have a stupid expression on my face while I'm all..
Yep, that's quite the nuisance. The solution? Finish constructing my whore-bot 9000
img] smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/12/19/chinabot1_narrowweb__300x431,0.jpg [img
Then women will be obsolete, and with my mind free of the hold womenz have on me I can devote myself full time to inventing something like....the flying car or edible clothes, you know? So at the end of the day you can eat your clothes and that way you don't have to do laundry. You could just unwrap a new set from like a giant fruit roll-up thing, yeah it's brilliant I know, but sadly at this rate you'll have to wait for inventions as awesome as those.
