Tests, assessments and weddings

4 day weekend here I come!
I don't care about the royal wedding but now that Prince William is to marry Kate Middleton, the gaping hole left by the death of Princess Diana can finally be filled.

A Royal worthy of a wank.

In the words of Frankie Boyle "I can finally wank over £20"

The royal wedding is pissing me right the fuck off. Everywhere is going batshit crazy over it. Why does everyone care so much? It's two people getting married. That's it. The only difference is that it's paid for with taxes, and a fuckin' lot of 'em. The security alone is costing more than most people will ever make in their entire lives. It seems like such a huge waste of money. If the royal family were like the royals of old and led the charge against our country's enemies on horseback with a broadsword then fair enough, but they don't. They sit there doing fuck all. And don't give me that old tourist attraction arguement 'cause how often is the Queen even visible? People would still stand outside the palace taking photos whether she was in it or not. I say get rid of them and use those funds for medical research to cure diseases, use the palaces as homeless shelters to improve our streets. The royals can go fuck themselves for all I care.

And for the love of fuck will people please stop saying it's gonna be one big party. NONE OF US ARE INVITED. Will the royals send you some cake? Not a chance. 'Cause that cake's a fuckin' lie.

Woah guys, less of the language. Anyway, It'll be over by Saturday (hopefully) and everything can return to normal. I think it is ridiculous though how the news (every news channel, not just one) spend 15 mins talking about a wedding in their headlines then about 3-5 mins about this massive storm in USA that has killed over 250 people. It's messed up if you ask me.