Ten Things I've Learnt from Nurses...

nice list

Epic truth and lolz

10 is so true that its disturbing.

I have learned that the nurse in my neighborhood is hawt.

You have known many and not one has taught you the list of acronyms and expressions used to say things that would otherwise get you fired? (A start for such things: http://www.medilexicon.com/index.php?page=...l+Abbreviations )

Bad show (also if they did and you did not mention it my remark stays).

Re 7) I did once cause a lack of coffee, fortunately a combination of ninja skills and a quick vanish meant it was never discovered who done it. For the best as medical training transfers to skills needed for getting away with murder quite easily it seems.

9) You mean not everyone has earned their red wings?

[quote name='astrangeone' post='2451406' date='Dec 11 2009, 11:06 AM']10) No matter how ugly the man, there will always be someone willing to fuck it/kiss it.[/quote]
Erm...

I learned that the nurses in my area think I'm cute, they're pretty cute themselves, a few I've known have hit on me before.

[quote name='Hop2089' post='2452145' date='Dec 11 2009, 10:34 AM']I learned that the nurses in my area think I'm cute, they're pretty cute themselves, a few I've known have hit on me before.[/quote]

Heheheh. I'm dating a nurse in training as well. She's pretty cute.

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[quote name='FAST6191' post='2452117' date='Dec 11 2009, 10:17 AM']You have known many and not one has taught you the list of acronyms and expressions used to say things that would otherwise get you fired? (A start for such things: <a href="http://www.medilexicon.com/index.php?page=...l+Abbreviations" target="_blank">http://www.medilexicon.com/index.php?page=...l+Abbreviations</a> )

Bad show (also if they did and you did not mention it my remark stays).

Re 7) I did once cause a lack of coffee, fortunately a combination of ninja skills and a quick vanish meant it was never discovered who done it. For the best as medical training transfers to skills needed for getting away with murder quite easily it seems.

9) You mean not everyone has earned their red wings?[/quote]

Thanks for the list. Gotta go break into my doctor's office and see if any of the acronyms on my chart match.

[quote name='astrangeone' post='2451406' date='Dec 11 2009, 11:06 AM']10) No matter how ugly the (wo)man, there will always be someone willing to fuck it/kiss it. *Edit: No sexism! [/quote]
I'm still miffed about the "it"
Does it refer to the person (instead of saying "them"), or does it refer to something else

[quote name='Veho' post='2452266' date='Dec 11 2009, 11:43 AM'][quote name='astrangeone' post='2451406' date='Dec 11 2009, 11:06 AM']10) No matter how ugly the (wo)man, there will always be someone willing to fuck it/kiss it. *Edit: No sexism! [/quote]
I'm still miffed about the "it"
Does it refer to the person (instead of saying "them"), or does it refer to something else
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Better, Veho?

[quote name='astrangeone' post='2451406' date='Dec 11 2009, 05:06 AM']6) Deperation will not get you a date/laid.[/quote]
This is a lie.

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*Source: Personal Experience.

[quote name='TumbleDryLow' post='2452734' date='Dec 11 2009, 05:39 PM'][quote name='astrangeone' post='2451406' date='Dec 11 2009, 05:06 AM']6) Deperation will not get you a date/laid.[/quote]
This is a lie.

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*Source: Personal Experience.
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I must disagree, as I have come across this myself too. Gotta learn this, cuz I believe this is the most important (along with 10) of them all.

[quote name='bnwchbammer' post='2455611' date='Dec 12 2009, 08:18 PM'][quote name='TumbleDryLow' post='2452734' date='Dec 11 2009, 05:39 PM'][quote name='astrangeone' post='2451406' date='Dec 11 2009, 05:06 AM']6) Deperation will not get you a date/laid.[/quote]
This is a lie.

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*Source: Personal Experience.
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I must disagree, as I have come across this myself too. Gotta learn this, cuz I believe this is the most important (along with 10) of them all.
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Really? I find it's not true, although some women can smell desperation - it's not pretty. I dunno, maybe it's a double-standard in the lesbian community.

[quote name='astrangeone' post='2455614' date='Dec 12 2009, 11:21 PM'][quote name='bnwchbammer' post='2455611' date='Dec 12 2009, 08:18 PM'][quote name='TumbleDryLow' post='2452734' date='Dec 11 2009, 05:39 PM'][quote name='astrangeone' post='2451406' date='Dec 11 2009, 05:06 AM']6) Deperation will not get you a date/laid.[/quote]
This is a lie.

Mosts perged

*Source: Personal Experience.
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I must disagree, as I have come across this myself too. Gotta learn this, cuz I believe this is the most important (along with 10) of them all.
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Really? I find it's not true, although some women can smell desperation - it's not pretty. I dunno, maybe it's a double-standard in the lesbian community.
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Well, I guess it depends on what you mean by desperation.
Craigslist and internet personals hookups are pretty desperate--but they get you laid.

Begging people to let you take off their pants? Different story.